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 Post subject: Re: ways to annoy people in a swimming pool
PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 11:08 pm 
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Maroon wrote:
Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.

Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today.

Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.

Hit strangers with your flutter board.

Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.

Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say, "HA-HA, fooled you!".

Tell people you saw the lifeguard peeing in the pool.

Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed.

Hit strangers with your wet towel.

Throw people's things into the pool.



You are a lifeguards nightmare! If you ever showed up on the lake I work on.... I might be forced to drown you. :D

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Location: Check over there.... yeah, no, go left..... yeah, I see you know.
You can also:

Just plain go potty in there. (People won't be very happy though...)
Pretend to get pushed in by your imaginary friend.
Pretend like you've drowned. BONUS: See who can do it the longest!

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Take a lot of sherbet. Throw it all in.

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Twinkle wrote:
Take a lot of sherbet. Throw it all in.

LOL That one's great Twinkle! :roflol:

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Location: mmmmmmm... I'd like to know that also.
I should try some of those. mmmmm...... (insane grin)

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Ahaha I love the *ask the lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed* one!
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