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My friend asked me that a while back, and I almost fell for it. I was like "Testi-WAIT!"

I've gotten these emailed to me a few times. Still pretty good. It makes you think.

the nutty professor.
eddy murphy did all the major characters

My math teacher 'fell' for that without even being asked.

"My quizzes are quizzical and my tests are very test..."

I'll leave out the rest

Dark, Dark Blue.

i got this from my friend john.

how can my feet smell if they dont have a nose?
how can my nose run if it dont have feet?
if you lose your breath, where do you find it?

he even asked thoes to a teacher.lol

Probably the same reason as a lot of toilet cubicals have the blue lights over them now so people can't "shoot up" in there.

well, blue blood suggest a carbon-dioxide breathing animal.
so, red i reckon.

as for locking toilets, would you leave ANYTHING open at night?
c'mon, think about it

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Stars.