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Three friends, one blonde, one brunette and one red head, heard about a magic mirror that granted any wish you wanted it to as long as you told it one truth about yourself, but if you lied it would suck you into it FOREVER.
So the three decided to go and see the mirror. When they got there the brunette approched the mirror and said:
"I'm the smartest person of the three of us, give me 1 million pounds." The mirror granted her wish. Next the Red head aprouched and said:
"I'm the strongest and fastest of the three of us, give me one million pounds." The mirror granted her wish. Last of all the blonde approched the mirror and said:
"... I... think..." and got sucked in forever.

I heard that joke like 4 years ago and it's still funny now.

Same here It's my fave Blond joke!

that's so stupid it's funny

Heard it ages ago, it's pretty funny.

I don't really like blonde jokes though.

*tries to have a sense of humour about herself*

*fails*

XD

Aww you're not stupid anubis you just smell lol

Wow, now there's some words that'll make you feel better about yourself.

I have one.

A blonde goes to the movies with her boyfriend. During the previews she asked her boyfriend to go get her some M&Ms, so he gets up and goes. Five minutes later he comes back and hands her the M&M, and she quickly ripped open the bag picked out all the brown ones and threw them away.

...I don't get it.

Can someone explain?

Neither do I.

I'm sure I'll get it after ten more times of reading it.

That's because he didn't finish it I can't remember how it goes now if I remember it I'll post it here's a differant one:

Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp.

After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you."

The first said, "I wish I were smarter."

So, she became a redhead.

The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is."

She became a brunette.

The third blond ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!"

So, she became a man

Ouch! You are lucky I'm in a good mood and won't abuse my power and lock this . Just kidding, but ouch anyhow

i have 1:3 blond boys are stuck on a desert island,theres a botel and when they open it, agenie pops out, and grants them each a wish.
thew 1st one wishes he was 10 times smarter, and swims away.
the 2nd one wishes he were 100 times smarter, and cuts down the palm tree, and makes it in to a boat.
the third one wishes he was the smartest person in the world, turns into a brunet girl, and walks across the bridge.

I heard that joke, but she said I wan't to be dumber then both of them, so she became a man .

He might have changed it because he's male.