This is the story of Hannah the Brave
Listen closely to hear the tale she gave
When eating heartily at the Golden Dubloon
Wondering if an adventure would come soon
She exclaimed she was bored
And after another drink was poured
She decided to tell of her stolen hoard
"It all started on a warm summer's day
I was skipping stones at Old Dubloon Bay
When I spotted an object in the sea
Coming ever so closer, toward me
It was a book, I could tell by its shape
Written upon it I could see only a date
'Year Three, Month of Running, Day Eight'
I fished it out of the water to read it
But before I had a chance to sit
I spied three pirates walking toward the bay
They hated Usuls, and were coming my way!
I looked around and saw a cave
I hid in it; I hoped it'd save
Me from the pirates whose punches they gave
To Neopets they thought looked at them funny
Or if the little creatures acted sunny
So as I hid, I saw they were heading toward me!
I couldn't run out or they would see!
I had one choice, to run farther back
Into the cave, with a lack
Of light, only with the book and a sack
I walked on, surprised to see,
A lighted room; and I said 'Gee!'
There was gold everywhere, and I felt so glad
It was more than I ever had!
Then after I had shoved as much gold
As I could in the sack, I rolled
In the riches of worth untold
Then I remembered the book
From the waters I took
So I opened it and read
'Map to the treasure of the dead'
I saw many maps; in later days I followed each
Some led to caves, others to the beach
I gathered all the gold I could reach
So now I am rich, thanks to those maps
And my ability to jump over wide gaps
You heard my story, so now you know
How I starred in two games, a plot, and soon-to-come television show!"
That was mine.
-enters the PC-
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