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...Dictators! I'm on a Topic-starting-rage today so I thought I'd start this. Try and think up some reasons, this ought to be fun.

Reason 1: ASPARAGUS FOR EVERYONE!!!

Because every few months, they'd create a new species to walk the earth. Amazing...

Because hideous villains would announce their intentions to attack the planet, but for some reason would just...not.

Because TNT want to plan more plots that they'll cancel.

At least we'll know life will be boring...

Because it'll be down more than half the time.

Because you can earn money just by playing games

Because no body cool ever dies.

because then you could be able to cure diseases in 2 seconds

When someone breaks the law, you shove them into a freezer, thus solving the problem of overcrowded jails.

you could be able to visit the moon... anytime you want to

Now we have the problem of over-crowded freezers.

I couldn't have said it better. Well, actually, I would have said "wants" instead of "want," but...

=/ When taking role call in a class, you will no longer be confused because no two people have the same name. o.o

NO MORE SCHOOL!

Because in their country, you could stumble across money and valuable items randomly on the floor.

Because anyone trying to overthrow the government would fail after being slapped with a "Don't talk about religious/politics" warning.

Nobody would have to get an education because higher learning will be forever unreleased and "coming soon".

Nobody would think you were wierd if you had 15,000 bottles of sand hoarded in your house. Nope, they'd consider that "pretty normal".

The streets would be filled with beggars and random wierdos.

On Christmas, you'd get at least 31 presents, and get to celebrate all month long!