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23. order meat and when the order comes, cry and ask for a tissue.

24. when the waiter asks for your order, demand they bring you dodo stew.

25. when your order comes, tell them it's not what you ordered.

26. when the waiter is coming, talk about how annoying they are.

27. when they ask for your bill, order duck and say you'll share.

28. tell them about this forum.

29. always comment on everything they ask you for.

30. when they ask for your order, stare into space for five minutes then say you're not hungry.

31. when the waiter shows you to the table, sing the james bond theme song loudly as humanly possible.

32. keep commenting on other peoples food and service.

33. whisper into somebody's ear "This is the first time I came when nothing is set on fire."

34. tell someone they can see into the future, and their food is tainted with stale pineapples.

35. keep singing kylie minouge's "Can't get you out of my head" but just the "na na na, nanana nanaaa" part.

36. keep repeating yourself. keep repeating yourself.

37. when somebody talks to you, say "I know you are, but what am I?".

38. when you leave, keep slamming the door before you go out. then 2 seconds after, go back and slam it 6 times.

39. always add synonyms, eg. pizza becomes pihizza, waiter becomes way eee ter.

40. when the waiter asks for your order say "Isn't that YOUR job?"

sorry neoking, i didnt get your great list in time before i did my stunts with my friends

anyway... my theater group went to applebeas after play rehearsal one night.. *we were going out to eat anyway so i brought up the list and applebeas and they agreed*

There were 5 of us. 3 guys and two girls.... and we basically made it look like we were up to something the whole time *making them suspicious is all*

1) We did zig zag somewhat on the way to the table. Two of us followed the waiter, and a third went to the right *Took a scenic route* and the other two went to the left... . one of the two simply took a seperate path, and the other kept ducking out of view like a secret agent. it was hilarious..... we made the other people think he was hiding from the waitress When we all got the table, the girl was like "AH! it wasnt there!" and i went *SHHHH! shut up!* dont say anything else yet* just to look suspicious.

2) Ok, the pig latin thing is just kinda wierd, so instead, that same loud girl said "ok, ill take the Quesadill ----" and I went "SHHH!* and nudged her hard.... and she just held up the menu and was like "mm hm... mm hmm... thhhtt onnne....* and we were all silent about ordering....

3) We didnt want to start a conversation with another table.... we arent out to ruin anybodys dinner expierence.. just to have fun.... however, there was a family that was obviously just wrapping up eating and my friend said "Hey.... you were here before us, right?" *yes* "Um.... where there two wierd guys with tall plaid hats... yeah, plaid.. or, they might have been red. no, plaid. I dont care. WHERE THEY HERE? RIGHT HERE? *and the family was wierded out but they just politely responded with the "no, we havent seen them, sorry" act.

4) We didnt actually say anything to the passing waiters. We just... glanced at them, but made it obvious. We held up menus to our faces and leaned on an arm and glanced...... and best of all, we made it look like we actually werent trying to get caught. Like, we were really doing it. Which i think really got them, because I THINK a waitress was talking to who i think was a manager guy about us.... but didnt hear much else about the situation... so... i dont know.

5) We switched this up a bit... they didnt offer any of us a "side" dish.... so when the last guy ordered some burger meal, he goes "does this come with fries or salad or some time of side dish?" and a girl goes "Stupid.... weve allready got the side dish!!" And we just started laughing somewhat evily.

6)We didnt do the bathroom thing, because we didnt want to make it look like we were being suspicious because we were going to dine-and-dash... so, I said "youve got the dough, right?" to a girl and guy, and they started digging between themselves for like a whole minute while the waitress was taking our dishes..... and the girl got a disgusting look on her face when digging and said "eww... umm... this might take a while.... we'll pay in.. a little while...." and we all started digging for 8 minutes.... *to entertain ourselves, we just joked around about what we were finding.*

7)We figured nobody would really ask about eating and running. So, a guy announced SOMEwhat loud that he had to go the bathroom. He took a quesadilla in each hand and started walking, and a girl picked up a burger and ran after him saying "Hey dummy, you cant bring food in the bathroom... and then walked around arguing while eating... for about two minutes.

umm.... we didnt do the soup thing. nobody was in the mood for soup. And thats not really creative, just annoying.

9) A guy followed that family from ealier as they left. They took a minute and had a few stops because they had some kids with them. So he stopped when they stopped. he followed them all the way to the door and then quickly grabbed some toothpicks and mints from the front and starting running back saying "ive got some!!"

10) Like i said, we really didnt want to disturb peoples eating too much. We didnt offer people leftovers.... because we wanted to eat our food.

11) Didnt do this one.

12) didnt do this one either. we were hungry. and didnt have all night.

13) The majority of us worked with food restaurants, and when people change their minds and complain, it sucks. So we just acted pick. "I know this is a Cheese quesadilla... but i didnt think thered be this much cheese.... " "I figured there be more cheese on a CHEEZEburger.... hey man, can i have some of your cheeze for my burger? "No man, get your own!" "My drink it too watered-down..." *she had a water...*

14) they didnt offer us a tea bowl. didnt expect them too.

15) no thanks... its an obvious prank....

16) We didnt leave. Instead, we made an ordeal of who sat where when we sat down, and said we werent ready to order. When she came back with waters, we were switched around with 4 people squished on a side, and 1 on one side. Then a girl moved over to the 1 person side right in front of the waitress. She gave us waters. Then, we switched again, and gave 3 waters to one kid, and played around with the silverwear. She came back to take orders... and we ordered. We didnt switch the table things now, just the people....so when she had the food she was like "ok... you had the strawberry milkshake... no wait, that was YOU!.. wasnt it?"

17) Too hard with 5 people.

19) Um... we wanted to play with the tip.... so we left 5 bucks to Hollywood Video, 5 bucks to applebeas *the resteraunt we were eating at* and then we also left the rest of the tip with normal cash....

Thats about all we got....... except we marched out of the store in line waving and saying "bye" in unison.

sorry neoking, i didnt get your great list in time before i did my stunts with my friends

anyway... my theater group went to applebeas after play rehearsal one night.. *we were going out to eat anyway so i brought up the list and applebeas and they agreed*

There were 5 of us. 3 guys and two girls.... and we basically made it look like we were up to something the whole time *making them suspicious is all*

1) We did zig zag somewhat on the way to the table. Two of us followed the waiter, and a third went to the right *Took a scenic route* and the other two went to the left... . one of the two simply took a seperate path, and the other kept ducking out of view like a secret agent. it was hilarious..... we made the other people think he was hiding from the waitress When we all got the table, the girl was like "AH! it wasnt there!" and i went *SHHHH! shut up!* dont say anything else yet* just to look suspicious.

2) Ok, the pig latin thing is just kinda wierd, so instead, that same loud girl said "ok, ill take the Quesadill ----" and I went "SHHH!* and nudged her hard.... and she just held up the menu and was like "mm hm... mm hmm... thhhtt onnne....* and we were all silent about ordering....

3) We didnt want to start a conversation with another table.... we arent out to ruin anybodys dinner expierence.. just to have fun.... however, there was a family that was obviously just wrapping up eating and my friend said "Hey.... you were here before us, right?" *yes* "Um.... where there two wierd guys with tall plaid hats... yeah, plaid.. or, they might have been red. no, plaid. I dont care. WHERE THEY HERE? RIGHT HERE? *and the family was wierded out but they just politely responded with the "no, we havent seen them, sorry" act.

4) We didnt actually say anything to the passing waiters. We just... glanced at them, but made it obvious. We held up menus to our faces and leaned on an arm and glanced...... and best of all, we made it look like we actually werent trying to get caught. Like, we were really doing it. Which i think really got them, because I THINK a waitress was talking to who i think was a manager guy about us.... but didnt hear much else about the situation... so... i dont know.

5) We switched this up a bit... they didnt offer any of us a "side" dish.... so when the last guy ordered some burger meal, he goes "does this come with fries or salad or some time of side dish?" and a girl goes "Stupid.... weve allready got the side dish!!" And we just started laughing somewhat evily.

6)We didnt do the bathroom thing, because we didnt want to make it look like we were being suspicious because we were going to dine-and-dash... so, I said "youve got the dough, right?" to a girl and guy, and they started digging between themselves for like a whole minute while the waitress was taking our dishes..... and the girl got a disgusting look on her face when digging and said "eww... umm... this might take a while.... we'll pay in.. a little while...." and we all started digging for 8 minutes.... *to entertain ourselves, we just joked around about what we were finding.*

7)We figured nobody would really ask about eating and running. So, a guy announced SOMEwhat loud that he had to go the bathroom. He took a quesadilla in each hand and started walking, and a girl picked up a burger and ran after him saying "Hey dummy, you cant bring food in the bathroom... and then walked around arguing while eating... for about two minutes.

umm.... we didnt do the soup thing. nobody was in the mood for soup. And thats not really creative, just annoying.

9) A guy followed that family from ealier as they left. They took a minute and had a few stops because they had some kids with them. So he stopped when they stopped. he followed them all the way to the door and then quickly grabbed some toothpicks and mints from the front and starting running back saying "ive got some!!"

10) Like i said, we really didnt want to disturb peoples eating too much. We didnt offer people leftovers.... because we wanted to eat our food.

11) Didnt do this one.

12) didnt do this one either. we were hungry. and didnt have all night.

13) The majority of us worked with food restaurants, and when people change their minds and complain, it sucks. So we just acted pick. "I know this is a Cheese quesadilla... but i didnt think thered be this much cheese.... " "I figured there be more cheese on a CHEEZEburger.... hey man, can i have some of your cheeze for my burger? "No man, get your own!" "My drink it too watered-down..." *she had a water...*

14) they didnt offer us a tea bowl. didnt expect them too.

15) no thanks... its an obvious prank....

16) We didnt leave. Instead, we made an ordeal of who sat where when we sat down, and said we werent ready to order. When she came back with waters, we were switched around with 4 people squished on a side, and 1 on one side. Then a girl moved over to the 1 person side right in front of the waitress. She gave us waters. Then, we switched again, and gave 3 waters to one kid, and played around with the silverwear. She came back to take orders... and we ordered. We didnt switch the table things now, just the people....so when she had the food she was like "ok... you had the strawberry milkshake... no wait, that was YOU!.. wasnt it?"

17) Too hard with 5 people.

19) Um... we wanted to play with the tip.... so we left 5 bucks to Hollywood Video, 5 bucks to applebeas *the resteraunt we were eating at* and then we also left the rest of the tip with normal cash....

Thats about all we got....... except we marched out of the store in line waving and saying "bye" in unison.

sorry neoking, i didnt get your great list in time before i did my stunts with my friends

anyway... my theater group went to applebeas after play rehearsal one night.. *we were going out to eat anyway so i brought up the list and applebeas and they agreed*

There were 5 of us. 3 guys and two girls.... and we basically made it look like we were up to something the whole time *making them suspicious is all*

1) We did zig zag somewhat on the way to the table. Two of us followed the waiter, and a third went to the right *Took a scenic route* and the other two went to the left... . one of the two simply took a seperate path, and the other kept ducking out of view like a secret agent. it was hilarious..... we made the other people think he was hiding from the waitress When we all got the table, the girl was like "AH! it wasnt there!" and i went *SHHHH! shut up!* dont say anything else yet* just to look suspicious.

2) Ok, the pig latin thing is just kinda wierd, so instead, that same loud girl said "ok, ill take the Quesadill ----" and I went "SHHH!* and nudged her hard.... and she just held up the menu and was like "mm hm... mm hmm... thhhtt onnne....* and we were all silent about ordering....

3) We didnt want to start a conversation with another table.... we arent out to ruin anybodys dinner expierence.. just to have fun.... however, there was a family that was obviously just wrapping up eating and my friend said "Hey.... you were here before us, right?" *yes* "Um.... where there two wierd guys with tall plaid hats... yeah, plaid.. or, they might have been red. no, plaid. I dont care. WHERE THEY HERE? RIGHT HERE? *and the family was wierded out but they just politely responded with the "no, we havent seen them, sorry" act.

4) We didnt actually say anything to the passing waiters. We just... glanced at them, but made it obvious. We held up menus to our faces and leaned on an arm and glanced...... and best of all, we made it look like we actually werent trying to get caught. Like, we were really doing it. Which i think really got them, because I THINK a waitress was talking to who i think was a manager guy about us.... but didnt hear much else about the situation... so... i dont know.

5) We switched this up a bit... they didnt offer any of us a "side" dish.... so when the last guy ordered some burger meal, he goes "does this come with fries or salad or some time of side dish?" and a girl goes "Stupid.... weve allready got the side dish!!" And we just started laughing somewhat evily.

6)We didnt do the bathroom thing, because we didnt want to make it look like we were being suspicious because we were going to dine-and-dash... so, I said "youve got the dough, right?" to a girl and guy, and they started digging between themselves for like a whole minute while the waitress was taking our dishes..... and the girl got a disgusting look on her face when digging and said "eww... umm... this might take a while.... we'll pay in.. a little while...." and we all started digging for 8 minutes.... *to entertain ourselves, we just joked around about what we were finding.*

7)We figured nobody would really ask about eating and running. So, a guy announced SOMEwhat loud that he had to go the bathroom. He took a quesadilla in each hand and started walking, and a girl picked up a burger and ran after him saying "Hey dummy, you cant bring food in the bathroom... and then walked around arguing while eating... for about two minutes.

umm.... we didnt do the soup thing. nobody was in the mood for soup. And thats not really creative, just annoying.

9) A guy followed that family from ealier as they left. They took a minute and had a few stops because they had some kids with them. So he stopped when they stopped. he followed them all the way to the door and then quickly grabbed some toothpicks and mints from the front and starting running back saying "ive got some!!"

10) Like i said, we really didnt want to disturb peoples eating too much. We didnt offer people leftovers.... because we wanted to eat our food.

11) Didnt do this one.

12) didnt do this one either. we were hungry. and didnt have all night.

13) The majority of us worked with food restaurants, and when people change their minds and complain, it sucks. So we just acted pick. "I know this is a Cheese quesadilla... but i didnt think thered be this much cheese.... " "I figured there be more cheese on a CHEEZEburger.... hey man, can i have some of your cheeze for my burger? "No man, get your own!" "My drink it too watered-down..." *she had a water...*

14) they didnt offer us a tea bowl. didnt expect them too.

15) no thanks... its an obvious prank....

16) We didnt leave. Instead, we made an ordeal of who sat where when we sat down, and said we werent ready to order. When she came back with waters, we were switched around with 4 people squished on a side, and 1 on one side. Then a girl moved over to the 1 person side right in front of the waitress. She gave us waters. Then, we switched again, and gave 3 waters to one kid, and played around with the silverwear. She came back to take orders... and we ordered. We didnt switch the table things now, just the people....so when she had the food she was like "ok... you had the strawberry milkshake... no wait, that was YOU!.. wasnt it?"

17) Too hard with 5 people.

19) Um... we wanted to play with the tip.... so we left 5 bucks to Hollywood Video, 5 bucks to applebeas *the resteraunt we were eating at* and then we also left the rest of the tip with normal cash....

Thats about all we got....... except we marched out of the store in line waving and saying "bye" in unison.

Got this one from a "Freak Test" I took on AIM.

41) Order diet water.

(For bonus points, when they bring you the water, tell them you ordered diet and demand they bring you diet water.)

42. pretend to speak in a foreign language. pretendo de sache foriegno langua.

43. (this one is probably the only annoying one) (no really, it is, really!) keep leaning over and eating someone elses chip. (i'm not responsible for broken noses.)

44. tell someone you're with the goverment and their waiter is a pontential threat to society.

I think I made up too many ways... well, when I refer to 'they' I mean the waiter. I thought it said ways to annoy you're waiter.

45. Talk to people who don't exist that are "dining" with you. (Did it as a Freshman in the cafeteria ALL THE TIME to get the only kind of attention I like.)

46. Ask that carmelized onions and kippers with marmalade be added to the desert list.

47. Dress as a total slob and speak in every speech impediment you possibly can at once.

48. Walk in wearing a fairy costume and "bless" everyone. (Guys... reccomended you don't do this unless you are bravebeyond sanity.)

49. Spend a long time locked in the bathroom. It is important that you ate first and can keep a poker face while moving along at a good pace. When people start knocking, flush, wash your hands, hide the stink bomb, pay the bill, and leave.

50) Move your chair next to someone's with a coat hanged on it. When your mouth is dirty, turn around and wipe on the coat.
51) Fold paper napkins into planes and fly them everywhere.
52) Order a cup of milk. Silently pour lemon juice, then complain that it's sour. Repeat a few times for best results.

My dad actually did 50).

Horrible

lol I have done all of those ones....