Whoa, some of you guys have some really funny stories.
Our band was in Colorado the past spring for a trip. We were fortunate enough to stay in condos instead of hotels. After a bunch of confusion, the hotel decided to grant my group of eight an upgraded room because they messed up with booking all of the groups, originally leaving us without a room. The room they gave us was very nice in comparison to the rooms everyone else, including the directors, received. It came fully furnished with pretty much everything.
Anyway, check out day rolls around. The room is a mess, there is a pile of dirty dishes in the sink, and the directors were doing room inspection in about two hours, expecting everything to be in its original condition. Seeing how the room was all guys, none of us knew how to do dishes. After looking around the kitchen, we couldn't find any dishwashing liquid. They asked me what we should do and I "smartly" replied that we should just use the dishwashing soap, thinking soap is soap and there's no difference.
Well, we find out later that the little plan backfired and left a big mess of soap suds underneath the dishwasher. It was then, while searching for towels, that we found the dishwashing liquid which was conveniently placed underneath the sink. To make matters worse, we hear someone knocking on the door.
Oh great. There's a big mess underneath the dishwasher and the directors are at the door. We quickly decided to just throw a bunch of towels onto the mess and hope they don't pick it up or examine it during inspection. Fortunately, it was a brief check and they didn't even go into the kitchen.
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Um, what else? Well, there was this one time where a couple of people in my instrument section decided to pour a bottle of bottled water into my friend's instrument.
To make the story short, my friend never noticed anything until we started to play a song. I know it probably doesn't sound funny now, but all of us (even my friend) were really laughing hard while he ended up emptying what seemed like a small pond of water from his instrument.
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Oh, and how can I forget that time when one of my friends chunked a fast food cup into my other friend's car while we were driving down a street.
Did I mention the cup still had some soda left in it?
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I probably have some more. That's just all I can think of right now.