By the way i am not makin fun of blondes (i am half blonde)
The blonde and the lawyer
A blonde and a lawyerare seated next to each other on on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde,tired,just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and alot of fun . He explains,"I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00 and vise versa. " Again, she declines and tries to get some more sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, " Okay, if you dont know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if i dont know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blondes attention and,figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, and agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first queston. "Whats the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse,pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
Okay says the lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer "what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"the lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated,he sends e-mails to all his freinds and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands here $500.00. The blonde says,"Thank you,"and turns back to get more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffled, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well,whats the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
What a wise man once said "you might be a redneck if you think fast food is hittin a deer at 60 m.p.h.''.
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