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emsmu the conceded king
 Post subject: Confusious say?
PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 7:21 pm 
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A first grade teacher gave her class the first part of well-known proverbs and told them to fill in the rest. These are a few the came up...

It's always darkest before... Daylight-savings time
Don't bite the hand that... Looks dirty
You can't teach an old dog new... Math
If you lie down with dogs, you'll... Stink in the morning
A penny saved is... Not much
Laugh and the world laughs with you; Cry and... You have to blow your nose.
Children should be seen and not... Grounded
When the blind leadeth the blind... Get out of the way

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 Post subject: Re: Confusious say?
PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 7:41 pm 
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emsmu the conceded king wrote:
A first grade teacher gave her class the first part of well-known proverbs and told them to fill in the rest. These are a few the came up...

It's always darkest before... Daylight-savings time
Don't bite the hand that... Looks dirty
You can't teach an old dog new... Math
If you lie down with dogs, you'll... Stink in the morning
A penny saved is... Not much
Laugh and the world laughs with you; Cry and... You have to blow your nose.
When the blind leadeth the blind... Get out of the way


I loved them! I especially liked the "When the blind leadeth the blind... Get out of the way" one.

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:roflol: those are really funny, I loved
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Laugh and the world laughs with you; Cry and... You have to blow your nose.


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I'd like to add this one:

On the other hand...you have different fingers.

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did something like that a while ago (mind this is teenagers so..)
"its better to have loved and lost then too...engage russia in a land war in winter.
kid you not.
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I like the last one :) otherse are great!

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A journey of a thousand miles starts with....an airport ticket.
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(*Dranzer*) wrote:
A journey of a thousand miles starts with....an airport ticket.



Nah thats wrong

A journey of a thousand miles starts with.... clean underwear

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Hehe this are great!

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emsmu the conceded king
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haha no

A journey of a thousand mile starts with... a map

duh! haha ^_~

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emsmu the conceded king wrote:
haha no

A journey of a thousand mile starts with... a map

duh! haha ^_~


Or better yet, A journey of a thousand miles starts with... out a map. :P Lost in the middle of nowhere without a map, great fun. :)
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What about these:
A bird in the hand is... a frantic bird indeed.
Absence makes... the teacher/boss angry.
All that glitters... reflects light.

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zorg wrote:
(*Dranzer*) wrote:
A journey of a thousand miles starts with....an airport ticket.



Nah thats wrong

A journey of a thousand miles starts with.... clean underwear


A journey of a thousand miles start with...complaining that you have to go a whole stinking thousand miles.
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I've seen these before. They're funny, though.
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DiscordantNote wrote:
I'd like to add this one:

On the other hand...you have different fingers.

I love that one - I've used that quote about 100 different times :P

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