Thesockoverlord commands you to...

[thesockoverlord]

say hello! hi everyone. i am now thesockoverlord, muahahaha!(it was the first thing i thought of...)

[3lla]

hey!
welcome to PPT!
You'll have all the rest of the welcoming committee coming about soon
*hands out a pile of sand*

Im a desert girl so plenty of sand for everyone!

[thesockoverlord]

...yay for sand? but ya. darn....i should've made my name SPORK overlord...oh well. socks work too:D

[Skynetmain]

Welcome to PPT. The line forms to the left. Save your paper cup for free refills. (You only get one cup). And in case of flood... run as fast as you can. Hope you have fun here.

Hands out mochi and taiyaki.

[Christopher]

Welcome to PPT. There are people around here with sock in their name. They didn't inform us their lord was coming - must have a reign of terror eh? *nudge* *nudge*

[Byakuya San]

I'm assuming that since you joined PPT, you play Neopets, in which case I'm assuming you've heard of dragona, the fabled sock-eater of TNT. So....does she take orders from you or something? 'Cause I want my socks back. *hands out sporks*

[May]

Welcome to the PPT forums Thesockoverlord! What a great username you have come up with! Socks are one of my former favorite articles of clothing, before I moved to Florida, where it is now way too hot to wear socks ever. Anyways, check out the many wonderful areas of our forum, meet lots of new friends, and don't be afraid to ask questions!

*give welcome punch and pie*

[Lee]

Well welcome! Too bad, I am currently not wearing socks...

But enjoy your stay! oooo! And have some cookies! *hands cookies*

[thesockoverlord]

are you guys trying to make me fat? I mean, rice balls are one thing, but punch pie cookies...SPORKS!(yay for sporks) lol

[3lla]

dont forget!
You have SAND too!

[May]

:roll: are you guys trying to make me fat? I mean, rice balls are one thing, but punch pie cookies...SPORKS!(yay for sporks) lol

We never make people fat All of our goodies are made with high-quality stay-at-PPT-forever ingredients. They are all zero calories

[3lla]

:roll: are you guys trying to make me fat? I mean, rice balls are one thing, but punch pie cookies...SPORKS!(yay for sporks) lol

We never make people fat All of our goodies are made with high-quality stay-at-PPT-forever ingredients. They are all zero calories

Ah yes...the amzing pepto bismol wonders that PPT has on food.......
All that wonderful taste and texure combined with the PPT secret ingredient, and then VOILA!
An instant army of minions controlled by the almighty Kym.

[draconis]

Welcome to PPT! To help you keep mosquitoes away, here's some anti-mosquito cream.

You have to apply it on the mozzies.

[Helena]

Hello! I'm new too! I really, really, really like that name thesockoverlord!

[thesockoverlord]

:roll: are you guys trying to make me fat? I mean, rice balls are one thing, but punch pie cookies...SPORKS!(yay for sporks) lol

We never make people fat All of our goodies are made with high-quality stay-at-PPT-forever ingredients. They are all zero calories

Ah yes...the amzing pepto bismol wonders that PPT has on food.......
All that wonderful taste and texure combined with the PPT secret ingredient, and then VOILA!
An instant army of minions controlled by the almighty Kym.

AAH! *tries to avoid being control* oh well, resistance is futile, i guess. oh well