Howdy I'm New

Fri Sep 09, 2005 5:04 am

Howdy Im new here my name is John I'm an addict. I spend my time on the computer with little or no contact to the outside world. I think pop-ups are great and so are banner ads. I also enjoy third party cookies and spyware. I hope you all can enjoy those same luxuries that I do. Thanks for having me hope I can help in some way shape or form.

Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:04 am

I know lots of sites to get you some real top quality spyware and cookies, even viruses! Infact, your entire computer will probably explode if it is winxp (win98 can fend off viruses much better).

Welcome to PPt.

Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:20 pm

Hey there, sinacsapul!! Welcome to PPT, and I hope you enjoy your stay. There are lots of insane people here, as you saw by the example above you!! I'm sure you'll fit just RIGHT in with them!

Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:15 am

HOWDY! *puts on invisible cowboy hat* yall aint from these parts but welcome *takes off invisible cowboy hay* welcome to the forums!

Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:56 am

Allo! I'm a computer addict as well, buuut. Not as hardcore to like malware.

*points to Computing & Technology* Welcome to PPT.

Sat Sep 10, 2005 3:18 am

thanks for the welcomes once again glad to be here the site and forums have been very helpful! Not to mention the awesome peoples.

Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:43 am

Here, I'm generous. You can have as much spyware and viruses from my computer as you like. They're absolutely free of charge.

*gives them to you*

Welcome to the forums, I'm sure you'll find more kindly people like me.

Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:54 am

Christopher wrote:I know lots of sites to get you some real top quality spyware and cookies, even viruses! Infact, your entire computer will probably explode if it is winxp (win98 can fend off viruses much better).

Welcome to PPt.

98? It's good, but it's Windows! C'mon, Linux is SO the way to go.

*hands new member spyware that's been haunting her OFFLINE computer for a year* Take DSSAgent! I sure don't need it!

(Welcome to PPT, BTW.)