Things anime characters would never say ...

[Anoohilator]

NARUTO

Sasuke: You clumsy idiot!
Naruto: Only a true friend would be that honest *cries*

[(*Dranzer*)]

Itachi: I love you Sasuke!
Sasuke: I luve you Itachi! *Insert family reunion/running through flower fields music*

Naruto:

[AFI_Sorrow]

Itachi: I love you Sasuke!
Sasuke: I luve you Itachi! *Insert family reunion/running through flower fields music*

Naruto:

Sad thing is, there have been hundreds of fanfics about this.

Naruto: Forget ninja training, I'm going to be a backup dancer for Britney Spears! *throws on sparkly outfit and spins around*

[(*Dranzer*)]

Itachi: I love you Sasuke!
Sasuke: I luve you Itachi! *Insert family reunion/running through flower fields music*

Naruto:

Sad thing is, there have been hundreds of fanfics about this.

Naruto: Forget ninja training, I'm going to be a backup dancer for Britney Spears! *throws on sparkly outfit and spins around*

Meh, I based that off some 'bloopers' of Naruto my friend saw.

[TheShootingStar]

Sailor Moon

Usagi-chan: "You know what Luna? Today I figured out how to power all
of the cars in Japan with a clear burning fuel, stopped world
hunger in it's tracks AND I just cured the AIDS virus and
Cancer! Wow I'm tired I think I'll take a quick jog around
the block; oh and it's only 8:30 am!"
Luna: "WHAAAAAAAT!?! I'm LATE!"

Ami-chan: "I ain't got no learnin'!"


Furi Kuri

Haruko: "I'm tired of being veiwed as 'sexy'. *puts on a big ugly dress*
And you know what I really don't know how to play the guitar!"
Takun: "I really did want to be a cat in the school play and Nina is HOT!"

[Amethyst]

Howl: You know, orange hair really doesn't look too bad on me....

[Uncle Xyzzy]

Vegeta:There are aliens even stronger than me! oh no!
Goku:Bah! I don't care about aliens. They can blow up Earth for all I care.
Vegeta:I guess you're right, Goku. Let's frolick with the insects until we die!
Android 16:Nah, the bugs are gonna die anyway. Let's just kill 'em before hand!
Gotenks:I'll gladly conquer the ant race, just as long as nobody sees me.
Hercule:I'm gonna die! Everybody's gonna die! It's gonna be all my fault!
Etc.

[Shakira_Shoyru]

Sailormoon: "Pikachu! I choose you!"
Pikachu: "pika pika... pika... man... this is jibbed! Why can't I speak like the other digimon?"

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Ok these one were really funny....

Inu Yasha:
Sesshoumaru: I'm a fluffy little kitty cat :3

Pokemon:
Psyduck: meow.

The think about Psyduck... So unreal...Sounds funny

[snazZy]

they wouldn't say, I LOVE PINKPT! or would they?

[bookworm_manga]

Brock(Pokemon):"Nurse Joy? She's the ugliest person I know!"
Kuwabara(YuYu Hakusho):"You rock, Hiei!!"
Hiei:"You rock even more, Kuwa!"
(I think the last 2 are really creepy!)

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[deadlypker]

Yu-Yu Hakusho
Yusuke: Keiko you so beautiful, I lub you!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Kuwabara: OMG!!!!11 YUSUKE YOU'D KICK MY BUTT ANYDAY, YOUR SO MUCH STRONGER THAN ME!!!!!!11

Hiei: Yusuke, your actually quite good but Kuwabara would own you.


Kurama: You're ugly.




And yes, I meant to spell love as lub

[DM was on fire!]

OMG, I'm about to go uber Ojamajo (Magical) Doremi fan.

Doremi-Chi: Who needs steak when you got tofu?!
(BEST GOES WITH MOTTO! OJAMAJO DOREMI) Momoko: ちょっと、人! 英語を話す方法を私は最終的に学んだ! よりもっと今私は話すことができる!

(TRANSLATED TO: Hey, guys! I finally learned how to speak English! Now I can speak more than you!)

[mewberry56]

Fullmetal Alchemist

Roy: I luv u Riza!!!!!!!!!!
Riza: *shoots Roy*
Roy: Ed...
Ed: What??????
Roy:Ur a midget!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ed: I luv u Roy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riza: *shoots Ed*


ok, so that wasn't the funniest... but it was all i could come up with at the moment....

[Eskimo]

Naruto:

Sasuke- Sorry girls, Im gay.


Sakura: Hey Naruto lets go hang out.
Naruto: No thanks.

Is it just me, or can anyone else picture Kakashi in a ghetto outfit and a doorag thing covering his eye? o_o

[Christopher]

Hell no o_o