Sat Oct 09, 2004 10:05 pm
Well there is one movie that jumps right out at me as a bad movie. It's a French film that we watched subtitled in French class... it's called The Journey of Martin Geurre.
It was horrible! I could go on and on about it...
It was horrible! I could go on and on about it...
Sat Oct 09, 2004 11:58 pm
Crescendo wrote:Combusken BG wrote:Shollia wrote:Bride of Chucky.... do I really need to explain why this is a bad movie?
House of the Dead.... BOY nothing says crap like that movie! Wanna see a 20minute scene where people are blowing away the same zombies in the same place in "cool" action super hero video game poses?? No? Neither did I.....
I happen to like both of those films but the worst films I've ever watched are:
What Lies Beneath - This film bored me to sleep.
Grease - I can't stand this film - Way too much singing by the actors in the film, the songs are very bad and there is not enough action in it.
Of Course everyone likes different films just has everyone likes different things.
Count on a guy to say that.
It's a musical, for gods sake. That is some of the best broadway music ever produced!
Haha, when I read that I almost fell out of my chair. XP
Sun Oct 10, 2004 10:33 am
Of all the bad movies listed here I actually liked Dude, Where's My Car?, Van Helsing, Spaceballs and Grease 
Daddy Daycare was pretty bad.
Daddy Daycare was pretty bad.
Sun Oct 10, 2004 11:06 am
Igg wrote:It's an atrocious film. I felt my brain cells dying as I watched it.
Igg, I already feel guilty enough for liking it.
Combusken BG wrote:
Grease - I can't stand this film - Way too much singing by the actors in the film, the songs are very bad and there is not enough action in it.
Oh wow, that's one of the best things said. Ever.
Sun Oct 10, 2004 6:41 pm
Combusken BG wrote:
Grease - I can't stand this film - Way too much singing by the actors in the film, the songs are very bad and there is not enough action in it.
Um...
Er...
Okaly Dokely Combusken
Sun Oct 10, 2004 8:37 pm
tomatie wrote:Daddy Daycare was pretty bad.
I like that movie..
Sun Oct 10, 2004 8:46 pm
the bratz movie that's been advertised on tv looks to be pretty bad.
Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:52 pm
Let's add Fear Dot Com to the list. I watched it last night and it's complete pants.
It's all so unoriginal all the ideas in it are in other horror films.
It's all so unoriginal all the ideas in it are in other horror films.
Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:03 pm
All three "Spy Kids" movies. I was saw the first one in theaters and I wanted to rip out the armchair and bash myself senseless...and I really don't have a prejudice to films aimed at children. But it was like..."OMH....I feel like I'm getting stupider watching this." No offence to the Spy Kids fans but it really wasn't my cup of tea and I found the special effects just utterly painful to look at. I didn't buy into this film at all.
One old movie that was so bad it was funny was "Time Bandits." But I recommend watching it with friends. If you heckle it, it makes the movie so much better. But have an armrest ready if you see it alone.
Spaceballs rocks! It like...the sci-fi parody (just like "Blazing Saddles" is the ultimate western parody). But I guess Mel Brooks isn't for everybody.
One old movie that was so bad it was funny was "Time Bandits." But I recommend watching it with friends. If you heckle it, it makes the movie so much better. But have an armrest ready if you see it alone.
Spaceballs rocks! It like...the sci-fi parody (just like "Blazing Saddles" is the ultimate western parody). But I guess Mel Brooks isn't for everybody.
Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:10 pm
The Day After Tomorrow
It was awful. I was on an 9 hour flight, utterly bored, and yet I still could not bring myself to finish watching it. xP
It was awful. I was on an 9 hour flight, utterly bored, and yet I still could not bring myself to finish watching it. xP
Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:14 pm
vivian58 wrote:The Day After Tomorrow
It was awful. I was on an 9 hour flight, utterly bored, and yet I still could not bring myself to finish watching it. xP
I felt like that about Hellboy, i chose to watch jersey girl for the 4th time instead of watching it!!
Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:57 am
Ditto Cyanna. The last SPy Kids Movie was probably the best though, and I *slight trigger pull* have not been bribed by the Spy Kids producers.
Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:17 pm
My votes go for
1. House on Haunted Hill...Bad so very bad
2. Dracula 2000.. shutters
3. Crossroads
4. Eyes Wide Shut..I love werid movie but this was just horriable.
I may think of more later but right now that is all I have
1. House on Haunted Hill...Bad so very bad
2. Dracula 2000.. shutters
3. Crossroads
4. Eyes Wide Shut..I love werid movie but this was just horriable.
I may think of more later but right now that is all I have
Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:47 pm
only one film has forced me to leave the cinema thinking "what where they on when they filmed/made this?" (okay, day after tommorow left me with that feeling, but as it was a DVD and i didnt see it at the cinema im good -didnt pay to see it)
that film?
resident evil 2: apocalypse.
people without a clear understanding of the nuances of the game loved it.
i hated it (well, as soon as the conslussion began- alice beating up NEMESIS- what the heck was that about
)
but the true ending?
(WAY big spoilers)
so anyway, alice awakes in a facility, butt nakey, some docter or another asks her stupid questions, apparently seeing if he had memory wiped her properly.
as it happens no, because she goes psycho and beats them all up, go figure, didnt see that coming.
then big boss guy is watching he through a camera, she looks up at it, tilts her head (oh looky..) and he dies...okay, shes a uber psycher, i can dig it.
then she leaves the building, jill valenitine (being the only other cast member i remember, and thats only because shes in the game) takes her out using a stolen pass. fine whatever.
then beaten up docter, gets up, and says project alice is fully active" we swoosh back to her, and shes gone terminator (cybernetice eye apparently)....okay then
THEN we get a good ol kick to the shins, the camera zooms out, and we are revealed possilby the most hideously wrong space station ive ever seen.
and a planet that is clearly NOT earth ...?!
why?
day after tommorow got on my nerves- pointless fear mongering that had gotten it wrong anyways (ice age people) but this was a mind boggingally stupid ending.
and AVP is apparently worse
that film?
resident evil 2: apocalypse.
people without a clear understanding of the nuances of the game loved it.
i hated it (well, as soon as the conslussion began- alice beating up NEMESIS- what the heck was that about
)
but the true ending?
(WAY big spoilers)
so anyway, alice awakes in a facility, butt nakey, some docter or another asks her stupid questions, apparently seeing if he had memory wiped her properly.
as it happens no, because she goes psycho and beats them all up, go figure, didnt see that coming.
then big boss guy is watching he through a camera, she looks up at it, tilts her head (oh looky..) and he dies...okay, shes a uber psycher, i can dig it.
then she leaves the building, jill valenitine (being the only other cast member i remember, and thats only because shes in the game) takes her out using a stolen pass. fine whatever.
then beaten up docter, gets up, and says project alice is fully active" we swoosh back to her, and shes gone terminator (cybernetice eye apparently)....okay then
THEN we get a good ol kick to the shins, the camera zooms out, and we are revealed possilby the most hideously wrong space station ive ever seen.
and a planet that is clearly NOT earth ...?!
why?
day after tommorow got on my nerves- pointless fear mongering that had gotten it wrong anyways (ice age people) but this was a mind boggingally stupid ending.
and AVP is apparently worse
Wed Oct 13, 2004 10:30 pm
I to skip the horrible movies. I'm not really a movie person in the first place.
Make your friend watch Gigli. Three times. Alone.
Make your friend watch Gigli. Three times. Alone.