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Worst Film you've ever watched....

Wed Oct 06, 2004 4:34 pm

ok, here's the deal, one of my friends recons he likes all films, in his own words "if its a film - ill prolly like it", so i have set myself the task of finding a film that he doesnt like..... soooo, suggestions please!!!

:) thanks in advance.

Wed Oct 06, 2004 4:54 pm

A Walk to Remember.
Dude, Where's my car?
Reign of Fire.

Wed Oct 06, 2004 5:50 pm

Igg wrote:A Walk to Remember.

I liked that movie.

Jeepers Creepers is a horrible movie. But since he's a guy he may possibly like it....

Wed Oct 06, 2004 6:46 pm

Shifty wrote:
Igg wrote:A Walk to Remember.

I liked that movie.

Jeepers Creepers is a horrible movie. But since he's a guy he may possibly like it....


I liked it, sort of.

Go watch it alone, in the dark, past midnight, with surround sound.

You'll like it, in a way.

Wed Oct 06, 2004 6:53 pm

I haven't seen it... but apparently Gigli is pretty bad :P

Haven't seen this one either but how about From Justin to Kelly? :roflol:

Some that I have seen that are pretty horrible...

Xanadu.... good god that movie kills braincells. Bleh.. even thinking about it makes me want to vomit.

Little Monsters.... it's an 80's that the local Fox station here insists on playing late at night and it's driving me crazy. It's just beyond cruddy.

They..... Seriously.. all I could think about when watching this movie was "That girl needs to eat something". The main girl in the movie looks anorexic and.. yeah.. it's just not a very good movie.

The Tuxedo..... now.. I like Jackie Chan.. but he needs to NOT do anymore American made movies.

Rush Hour 2.... speaking of another Chan american made movie... that one just stunk to high heaven. Wanna know what happens?? Wanna hear all of the jokes? Then just watch the first one. They do nothing but rehash the same tired jokes that were in the first movie and it's just pathetic.

Bride of Chucky.... do I really need to explain why this is a bad movie?



and erm.. yeah.. I've seen alot of bad movies but those are the only ones that I could think of right now.


EDIT: Remembered some more

Master and Commander.... BORING BORING BORING. Ooo... they're fighting... on a boat... ooooo.. look.. water..... and.. *gasps* more water... and *gasps* another boat.... *begins to snore*

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original).... The characters are annoying as crud and at the end.. you just want the bad guys to lop that woman's head off just to get her to shut up!

House of the Dead.... BOY nothing says crap like that movie! Wanna see a 20minute scene where people are blowing away the same zombies in the same place in "cool" action super hero video game poses?? No? Neither did I.....

House of 1000 Corpes.... now seeing this movie I wasn't expecting much b/c it was made by Rob Zombie. BUT UGH I was expecting more than the ripoff it turned out to be.
It's pretty much an odder, dumber version of Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Last House on the Left.... now.. in my mission to find a good horror flick.. this movie came up alot as a really good, scary movie.
But that couldn't have been further from the truth.
The movie was just painful to watch with how BAD it was.
Words truly escape me when trying to explain just how bad this movie is.
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Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:12 pm

Spy Kids 3D.

I dont even need to say more. When you go to a drive in (one of the few in the state) you wanna see a good movie. Not some stupid movie.

Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:08 pm

Agent Codybanks 1 and 2: I actually fell alseep on these two movies; and i never sleep through movies
Dirty Dancing: Havana Lights: Utterly horrible. Makes a mockery of the first one.

Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:17 pm

Shollia wrote:The Tuxedo..... now.. I like Jackie Chan.. but he needs to NOT do anymore American made movies.

i couldnt stand this one of his either

Shollia wrote:Rush Hour 2.... speaking of another Chan american made movie... that one just stunk to high heaven. Wanna know what happens?? Wanna hear all of the jokes? Then just watch the first one. They do nothing but rehash the same tired jokes that were in the first movie and it's just pathetic.

i liked RH2, but i hadnt seen the first one when i saw it....

Shollia wrote:Master and Commander.... BORING BORING BORING. Ooo... they're fighting... on a boat... ooooo.. look.. water..... and.. *gasps* more water... and *gasps* another boat.... *begins to snore*

I really liked that film, especially the bit where he operated on himself. yes it is a bit long, but i liked it. i also like the fact it has no love interest except the doctor and his flightless bird.

i remember that resident evil was pretty horrific to watch too...

shortin wrote:Agent Codybanks 1 and 2: I actually fell alseep on these two movies; and i never sleep through movies

i slept through the first one, but that was coz i was on a plane at the time and knackered...

Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:29 pm

A Walk to Remember.


Something about the way she runs off after she tells him shes dying makes me crack up everytime.

and the funny soundtrack. Whenever its cold and September, in the late afternoon, we scream the song Mandy Moore sung for the movie at the top of our lungs to our girly-friends who cried during the movie.

Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:45 pm

Christina's House - This was probably not even in theatres to begin with, but its still a movie. Basically the concept was okay, but everything was done so horribly, that nothing else in the movie can possibly make up for it.

The House Next Door - I'm not sure if this was ever in the movie theatres either. The movie was "alright" to begin with, but with the absence of a good ending... or even an ending at all for that matter, the movie was just thrown down the drain in the end. Even shouting random incoherent phrases in Greek would surpass the ending of this movie in every way possible.

Garfield - The first time I ever remember going to a drive in, was to see this horrible movie. It had almost no plot, and it was no funny in the least. They tried to compensate by adding tons of useless cutesy scenes that just bugged me rather than grasp my attention.

Shollia wrote:Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original).... The characters are annoying as crud and at the end.. you just want the bad guys to lop that woman's head off just to get her to shut up!

The original!? Great, that just about counters mine...

Texas Chain Saw Massacre (the recent one) - Instead of the "Don't go in there!" feeling you should usually get in a horror flick, I got more of a "Hand me the chainsaw and I'll kill them" feeling. That was before they even got out of their vehicle... The only character I could stand was the main character. This movie also has almost NOTHING to do with the original. If you are going to make a remake of a movie, please let it have SOME similarities in it besides a guy with a chainsaw.

Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:51 pm

A Walk to Remember.


Something about the way she runs off after she tells him shes dying makes me crack up everytime.

and the funny soundtrack. Whenever its cold and September, in the late afternoon, we scream the song Mandy Moore sung for the movie at the top of our lungs to our girly-friends who cried during the movie.


My father LOVES that movie. He's going through a mid life crisis. He's been buying teen love movies... like crazy (Old ones, new ones... it's disturbing). He listens to Mandy moore Cds and Charolette Church and my mother and I think he's nuts.
*nods*
And he's listening to pop music.

The worst movies I can think of?

A Walk to Remember
The Excorcist
Anchorman

Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:09 pm

I can't remember the name but it was a movie where a slow movie robot was killing everyone as they tried to escape from an apartment. It has lots of flashing red lights.

Also:

Hulk, Daredevil, Matrix Reloaded, Agent Cody Banks, What a girl want, big fat lier, Spy kids (all of them), and troy.

Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:26 pm

League of Extraordianry Gentlemen. Hands down.

Though that may have something to do with the fact that my sister made me watch it with her 18 times. In a row. I was literally up all night watching that stupid movie.

Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:27 pm

Christopher wrote:big fat lier

What?! 'Big Fat Liar' was a very funny movie -- to me at least.

Anywho, idiotic movies are as follows:

Cross Roads (Haven't seen it but Britney Spears stars in it -- that's bad enough)
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (Friend said it was horrible)
Dawn of the Dead (Pathetic. No plot whatsoever)
The Hulk (Worst Marvel movie ever)
Cinderella 2: Dreams Come True (Eww)
Pinnochio (The real movie. Horrible as to what I heard.)

Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:28 pm

Shollia wrote:Bride of Chucky.... do I really need to explain why this is a bad movie?

House of the Dead.... BOY nothing says crap like that movie! Wanna see a 20minute scene where people are blowing away the same zombies in the same place in "cool" action super hero video game poses?? No? Neither did I.....


I happen to like both of those films but the worst films I've ever watched are:

What Lies Beneath - This film bored me to sleep.
Grease - I can't stand this film - Way too much singing by the actors in the film, the songs are very bad and there is not enough action in it.

Of Course everyone likes different films just has everyone likes different things.
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