Right... :: cracks knuckles and gets out Notepad, opening her diary of Neopets Random Events received ::
Something has happened!
You find a [insert item here] on the floor!
Something has happened!
An ugly bug sits here eating a Scabu. He says 'Im going to eat all your Neopets food when you arent looking!!!'
Something has happened!
GRUNDO MUST EAT NEOPETS!!! GRUNDO FETCH NEOPETS
Something has happened!
A red poogle hops past and says 'Hi!'
Something has happened!
You find a mystical codestone on the floor!
Something has happened!
Your Neopets stomach is rumbling.... I think they would like a [insert food here]! You better buy one for them
Something has happened!
Some messy person has spilled [number] Neopoints on the floor on this page. You hastily pick them up!
Something has happened!
A dragon flies past overhead, he is headed to the Mystery Island
Something has happened!
The Bug Brothers jump up and steal [number] Neopoints!!
Something has happened!
An Earthquake! Quick! Hide under your Desk! (You do have one in your NeoHome, don't you?)
Something has happened!
Vira laughs maniacally at you...'Fancy a fight in the Battledome?'
Something has happened!
The Monocerous roars 'Once I ate 16 Jub Jubs in a week!'
Something has happened!
[Neopet] says 'You dont play with me enough

'
Something has happened!
Congratulations, ledrane, you just found [number] Neopoints on the floor!
Something has happened!
Dr. Sloth has deemed you worthy of using his image on the NeoBoards!
Something has happened!
A Ghost comes out of the ground and says 'BOO'
Something has happened!
The Ghost Lupe growls and suddenly all your Neopets are healed back to max hit points!
Something has happened!
A Ghost grins evilly and steals [Number] Neopoints from you...
Something has happened!
A green scorchio flies past and says 'Hope you are having fun!'
Something has happened!
[Neopet] says 'Ice Cream! Buy me some Ice Cream!'
Something has happened!
A Ghost cackles insanely and steals [Number] Neopoints from you...
Something has happened!
You hear mysterious chanting coming from far away!
Something has happened!
Adee the Chia says 'Did you know you can send neopets to friends?? Fill in a simple form here'
Something has happened!
For a lost tooth, the tooth faerie gives you [Number] Neopoints!!!
Something has happened!
It's raining... Mortogs?
Something has happened!
[Neopet] says '*sigh* I want to play Meerca Chase!' (is this any game?)
Something has happened!
The Golden Pteri flies overhead, but none of your Neopets are Pteris so he just flies away.
Something has happened!
Sssidney whispersss 'Sssoo... have you been to the Deserted Fairground lately???'
Something has happened!
A Ghost takes [number] Neopoints from you and puts it on the money tree!
Something has happened!
Adee the Chia says 'You can now get a NeoBadge for your web site!'
Something has happened!
The Lava Ghoul floats on this page and looks at you menacingly! I think you were lucky this time...
Something has happened!
A mysterious man gives you a lottery ticket. Why not click here to play!
Tyrannian Random Event!!!
Grarrg the Battle Master stomps past you, muttering something about war
Tyrannian Random Event!!!
A fungus ball is sitting on this page... and it EXPLODES!. You get confused and drop [number] Neopoints
Winter Random Event!!!
You have stumbled upon the great Ice Treasure of [Number] Neopoints!!!
Winter Random Event!!!
Somebody from high up throws a [type of snowball] at you! You pick it up!
Winter Random Event!!!
The Snow Faerie says 'All my sisters hate the Ice World, they say its too cold. I love it here.'
Winter Random Event!!!
You pick an Ice Negg from a nearby bush
Winter Random Event!!!
A gust of icy cold wind blows past you, chilling you to the bone.
Winter Random Event!!!
The Snow Faerie says 'Brrr... im glad I have this warm coat on!'
EDIT:
Winter Random Event!!!
A passing Bruce says 'Apparently there is something going on at the top of the mountain!'
Wow...I just realised that I've had 97 Random Events/Faerie Quests since the 17th of March this year.