hednismbot
All topscorers are cheetahs. Neopets is all about the benjamins. They breed a constant need for neopoints, for avatars, for stamps. Anything for inflation. So people spend more time on the game. So neopets get more money from their sponsors. McDonalds, Disney. All one happy commercial global family. Neopets doesn't care about anyone. Unfair freezings, glitches. Unless you're rich and powerful they don't want to know your name.
Just be a happy consumer. Give them lots of pageviews, that’s what they want. In all the years I have been on neopets there has never been more advertisement than there is now. And yet for some reason the site is working worse than ever. Constant downtime. The dreaded red pteri of doom. Glitches en masse. Why do they spend all their advertisement revenue on things like ps2 games and expansion packs? Why don’t they spend the money on making the site work properly? On hiring staff to take care of unfair freezings? Why is it that making money is so much more important than us players are? Go to any web board about neopets and you’ll immediately hear plenty of stories about people getting unfairly frozen. And most people never even get even a single reply from neopets about it. They have their artists work overtime so they can release a new plot or a new card game, why can’t they work overtime on eliminating glitches and server downtime? Why can't they work overtime on addressing player's problems? Whatever happened to neoschools? Neopets is becoming one long list of broken promises, glitches and screwed-up priorities.
The sad thing is that Neopets needs the cheetahs. Cheetahs make many multiple accounts. Cheetas ensure many pageviews. If there were no cheetahs then Neopets couldn’t brag to the sponsors about how many accounts and how many pageviews they got. It’s very important for Neopets to get many hits. That’s why they do something like the McDonalds promotion. They know they will get a ton of new members. Do they care that the site can’t handle that many new members? No. As long as people sign up then of course they can tolerate the red pteri of doom. They still count in the statistics. We are all consumers.
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Money talks. Soon you can pay for a premium Neopets account (
http://premium.neopets.com/default.aspx) and you'll get more random events, more avatars, more neopoints. It wouldn't surprise me if paying members also got better service, like staff responding to emails or getting items back when they're lost in glitches. If you truly want to enjoy Neopets then you better get your credit card ready. Or start pestering your parents. We're going to have a Neopets society divided in two classes: Free Users and Paying Users. The rich and the poor. And the rich will keep getting richer because they're paying for extra benefits.
Long live the mighty dollar! Long live the mighty neopoint! Don't forget, this is all about competition and addiction.
Email me at
mailto:neodissident@hotmail.com if you have comments. Also consider signing this petition:
http://petitiononline.com/neodissi/petition.html .. My profile will get frozen soon. But don't worry, I'll be be back
I found this profile on neopets while looking at the top scorers for destructo match ii. It kinda make you feel like it is all true doesnt it? Not that im fully endorsing it or anything... but, it kinda makes you think about it.
Edit: if any of you are starting to feel miserable about any of it for any reason, sorry, i just thought it was interesting so i posted it.