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Whilst trying to come up with something to do during this downtime, one thing i thought of was writing a NT article. A number of titles has sprung to mind, including some which i think are not very likely to be published.

So, i am asking what articles you can think of that would never be published in the NT (for whatever reasons). (nothing crude please!!)

I'll start you off:

Hmmmm...

101 Reasons why TNT still hasn't finished Neoschools?

Because they're not going to

54 Reasons why Asparagus should be wiped off the face of the earth

Neopets: A hobby or a curse?

10 Steps to Leaving Neopets and Never Returning?



I think we'll have to put that one as the 101st reason, either that or we could place it as every third point or something

Move over Dr Sloth! TCG is all the rage!

100 excuses for neopets being down

1000 Ways To Get Frozen (Not That You Need A Guide To Get Frozen)

101 Reasons why this won't be in NT

101 reasons why Neopia Is Flat.
EDIT:300th Post ^_^

100 reasons why neopets wont admit to jelly world
1. coz it was adam's idea
2. coz it was adam's idea
3. coz it was adams idea...

Running a Joke into the Ground
The Neopian Way of Life

Chapter 1: Dung -- This (*stuff*) Never Gets Old
Chapter 2: Asparagus -- More of the Same (Just re-read Chapter 1)
Chapter 3: Snot -- The Other Green Meat
Chapter 4: Invisible -- Bet You Didn't See That One Coming
Chapter 5: Day 13 -- The Calendar Giveth, the Pant Devil Taketh Away
Chapter 6: Assigning Blame -- This Was Going to Be a Great Chapter, But the Garden Gnomes Caught NeoFlu, and Dr. Sloth Turned the Word Processor's Clockwork into Sludge, and the Rest of Us Were Busy Playing a Tournament and Meeting Merchandise Contracts and . . . Here, Beat up This Pteri, if We Remember to Tell You How
Bonus Chapter: Don't Worry, We'll Get Chapter 6 to You Soon, and It Will Be Uber-Cool
Chapter 7: -Blocked- -- A World Made of Jelly? I Suppose Next You'll Tell Us You Go There Daily for Free Food and Can Buy Things There and Play a Game and . . .
Chapter 8: Guess What? -- One of the Possibilities in the Poll For How the Pet Should Look Is a Joke, Tee-Hee, Can You Tell Which One?
Chapter 9: We'll Give You a Hint -- It's the One We Pretend Is Winning, Tee-Hee
Chapter 10: Vomit -- The Next Big Color Makes a Splash

Haha, hiddenneggs, that's hilarious!!! And so true.

My suggestion for an article would be:

Ten Other Virtual Pet Sites For You To Defect To When You're Fed Up Of Neopets

With powerpets as #1, because we know they hate it

LOL, probably, but there are still 100 reasons missing