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Not very long ago, we had a little article in the Power Press about what makes Power Pets better than other sites.
Quite often we receive emails or questions on the boards claiming we "copied" some other site. In light of recent changes on a larger *other* site, we thought it would be fun to show you what Power Pets *could* be like if we actually *did* copy anyone else:
REMINDER: None of the following information in this article is real
Announcement: New Layout!
Despite the fact that we already make tens of millions of dollars by making you play games which are simply advertisements for major food chains, box office movies and games, and despite the fact that we already sell you toys with a 1000% markup (profit), we have to make changes.
In order to keep the site free, we decided that from now on, we are going to place LARGE banners covering HALF your screen on EVERY screen. We would try smaller banners, but that would put us behind industry standards.
To get AHEAD of industry standards, we will also make every other page you click on a pure advertisement page.
Since our incapable network administrator is unable to make the site run smooth, despite the fact that we have given him more than 400 servers to work with, we will use the additional gigantic profits to give him more servers. We *hope* that his budget for next year will allow him to hire someone capable who can fix his mess, thereby preventing further server crashes.
The additional funds will also be used for us to make more games for you, which are really just advertisements for other products. Our entire staff will use these additional funds gained from the new *immersive* ads, to purchase brand new Mercedes. We hope that this will allow them to show up for work on time, so they can create more hidden advertisements to make us more money.
This year we discovered that paying search engines and traffic rank monitors to keep other sites off the charts is really a great tactic. While they might notice increased volume on their servers, indicating an increased amount of visitors, we will still be able to show our sponsors that we are the only player in the game. We will increase funds towards this goal, despite the fact that it will have no advantage towards you, the player.
For those of you who might consider complaining that we have become too commercial, and that our site is turning into one big advertisement, do not worry! For only $39.99 per week, you can enjoy premium play! This will enable you to enjoy our games, which are really just advertisements, without seeing that annoying half page banner!
Our new years resolution for this year, is that we will NEVER get involved with POPUPS, POPUNDERS or spyware. Ofcourse everyone knows you only make new years resolutions to break them, so this promise is only valid until December 31st.
Enjoy our New and Improved site! And remember, if your email is being spammed after signing up with us, it was NOT because we sold your personal information, there must be some other reason.
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