dolphinling wrote:
Everyone, I have a new theory! I predict that this plot will place huge importance on the number 2/3!
Why do I say this? Well, look at the evidence:
1: By far most of the stars/shapes have either 8 sides or 12. E.g. see the shape of the city (8 ) and the number of heroes in the hall (12). And of course 8/12 = 2/3.
2: The angle formed by the lines when you look up at the gem-constellations is 20 degrees. Multiply it by 12, and it is NOT enough for a full circle! In fact, it's exactly enough for 2/3 of a circle! This is big.
3: We know there are 6 clubs to join. However, only 2 of them (astronomy and mining) have we seen anything of yet. That leaves 2/3 unused!
There's even some weird little things, like 2/3 of the heros are wearing a skirt in their statues (all the girls except Fauna, plus Florin, Torakor, and Altador)
So what do you think the 2/3 means? Will something happen to 2/3 of the heroes? The book is 53 pages long + cover makes 54. Will we only have to fill 2/3 of those (= 36)? Maybe the other 18 are pictures?
What other things it mean?
This post is intended as satire. It is a commentary on the sheer and utter stupidness of most of the "theories" proposed, and the utter uselessness of all of them. Seriously, people, nothing is happening. If you absolutely must do something Altador-related, go memorize all the heroes' names, species, and jobs, and what order they're in. Stop filling the board with mindless drivel.
Don't for get 28 divided by (2/3) is 42
The plot thickens.
Seriously, that is an interesting idea. I'm glad we have you on our side.
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