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Skynetmain & Elric - What's up with these two? Could two people really be that funny? Are they TNT spies put here to keep us entertained and ultimately distracted??? Hmmmm perhaps this is the biggest mystery!
I can assure you I'm not a TNT spy. I'm just a bored physics student that has had a creative bent for the past 22+ years of my life. (Pretty good since I'll be 22 in Nov!)
Thank y'all for help making prediction, but I came up with my last 30 during my Calc 4 class.
Sigh! You forced my hand. C'est la vie.
71) Tomos and Jazan face off. Tomos: 'Why are you doing this?' Jazan: 'You know what. I don't know.' Jazan gets hit with a vat of slime.
72) Jazan is turned back good. Peace is being signed in a grand ceremony. In the back, two people are watching in. Troi: 'And to think, the Federation grows out of this.' Riker: 'I think I'm ready. Computer, end program.' The LD disappears and is replaced with the hologrid. Riker and Troi leave the holodeck.
73) Tomos and Jazan are about to fight. A disembodied voice calls out. Voice: 'Jazan, time for dinner.' Jazan: 'But mom...!' Voice: 'No buts. Get in here.' Jazan casts a spell and disappears. Tomos: 'Wow. All this time we thought he was a master, but he was really only a child.' Voice: 'He's not a child! He's thirty-four!'
74) Tomos and Jazan face off. Tomos: 'Now, Jazan, it is time to pay the price!'
75) Tomos and Jazan don't fight. The war is called off. We find Jazan wearing a suit. Jazan: 'Conquering the world just seems so childish these days. I guess I grew out of it.' Interviewer: 'Then, you like selling insurance now?' Jazan growls and blasts the interviewer to another plane of existance.
76) Tomos, Nabile, Amira, Jazan, and Dacon are seated around a campfire. A guy in cargo shorts holds up a card. Host: 'We have two votes for Tomos, but three for Jazan. I'm sorry. You're voted off the island.'
77) Jazan destroys the city, defeats Tomos, and takes Nabile and Amira for his own. Cut to Jazan writing a letter. Parts on the plot are seen on the letter. Jazan: *reading as he writes* '...and that is why I think I'd be perfect for the Real World.'
78: Jazan and Tomos are about to fight, but a Human-like figure walks out. Sky: 'Wait a second. According to my calculations, you two should barely be up to my knee.' *Tomos and Jazan instantly shrink* 'Also, you should barely be able to stand under your own weight, let alone walk on two legs.' *Tomos and Jazan instantly fall to the ground and struggle to get up.* 'Furthermore...'
79) Alternate beginning: Jazan: 'Oh yeah?' Sloth: 'Yeah! I dare you to conquer the LD.' Jazan: 'Okay. I will. Just you see. I'll conquer the LD.'
80) After being defeated, Jazan storms back to the defeated villian hangout. Sloth laughs as Jazan passes. Jazan: *turns and glares* 'Hey! At least I got a plot!' Sloth shuts up.
I hope you liked these. I have 20 more! so keep posting so I can get to them.
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