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Ohayo, y'all! Time for an early morning prediction list.
61) (for anjuna) Same as 60, except Jan, Ken, Pon.
62) Check out
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63) Tomos and Nabile arrive and save the day. Many years later, they are telling the story to a bunch of children. Kid: 'Wow! Great story Grandpa Tomos, but how did it all start in the first place?' Tomos thinks back. Days before Jazan arrived in Sakhemt, Tomos and Nabile were raiding a library for rare books. Tomos find a big, scare-looking book. He is about to take it. Nabile: 'Wait! You have to say the magic words first!' Tomos: 'Fine. Klatu, barata...' *coughs. Eyes dart* 'There. I said it.' *takes the book and turns to face an angry Nabile* 'What?!'
64) Alternate beginning: Jazan is out delivering a pizza and hits his head on a freezer-doodle. He sees a hole in space-time. He tells his boss and the wheelchair guy. The wheelchair guy gets Uhura and ex-Vice President Al something. They take Jazan back to the freezer-thingy, but Jazan breaks it. A space-time rift opens and sucks all of reality inside. Jazan and his new friends decide to play Neoquest for the rest of eternity
65) Alternate beginning: Back in high school, Jazan was the smartest person in the class, but he was a nerd. Pocket protector, glasses, braces, Star Wars fetish, etc. One day, he asks super popular cheerleader Amira on a date. She laughs and has one of her football friends throw him in the mud. Tomos and Nabile help him up, but they steal his one-of-a-kind first edition D&D manual in the process. Jazan: *eyes glow* 'Dang you all! I'll get my revenge if it is the last thing I do!'
66) Tomos and Jazan are staring each other down. Tomos: 'Let's end this.' Jazan: 'My pleasure.' Nabile walks in. She sets down a boombox. Beats start play. Jazan steps to the center. He busts some moves. Tomos counters. They go back and forth until Tomos is out of moves. He preforms a lame move. The Qasalans start chanting 'Served!' Tomos growls gets a sword and cuts down Jazan
67) The battle is going full force when a massive Scamander Swarm picks up! The scamanders get everywhere, and both sides feel their wraith. All the main characters escape on a ship just in time. They look back at the destruction. Nabile: 'Well, that is what you get for introducing a creature into an environment that can't handle it.' Everyone starts laughing, except a scamander is on the ship. Heavy music plays as the camera zooms in on the creature.
68: Jazan and Tomos have their epic, climatic battle. Tomos wins. Jazan is laying there thinking to himself. Jazan: 'Man, this is like one of those bad dreams.' He looks and screams! He is dressed only in his underwear. Jazan scurries off in shame.
69) Alternate beginning: Adam and Jazan are walking together in the NP's offices. Jazan: 'I don't know. I don't really want to take over Sakhment. They are so nice people. Why would I want to hurt them?' Adam: 'Don't worry. We'll find something else for you. Wait in here.' Adam ushers Jazan into an office. In seconds, Jazan screams. After a bit, he exits. Jazan's eyes glow. Jazan: 'Death to Sakhemt!' Jazan runs off to do evil. Donna comes out of the office. Donna: *in a deep voice* 'He is one of us now.' Adam: *in an equally deep voice* 'Excellent.' Both their eyes flash as the laugh evilly.
70) The final battle is ready. Jazan and Tomos are about to fight. Tomos reaches behind his back and draws a banjo. He plays a short riff. Jazan sneers. He gets a banjo and play the riff back. Tomos and Jazan start playing back and forth. After a few minutes, they stop. Both are laughing. They walk out of the palace with an arm over each other's shoulder. Amira: 'What about the war? Who won?' Tomos: 'Who cares!' Jazan: 'Yeah! I'm going to get a Juppie Ale with my new buddy here. I'll be back whenever.' They walk off. Nabile and Amira glare after them. Both: 'Men!'
Okay, so I ran out of endings for a bit. I promise to have more after class today, maybe a few more beginnings too.
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