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[quote="mr mars]~As Neopian crimes begin to increase rapidly, Neopia will somehow take the shape of the U.S.[/quote]

Now that's just plain too far! I know my country sucks, but come on! And what's with this obsession that McDonalds is a part of neopets? As I recall, neopets almost lost that sponsor...

Anyways, l337 land would be SO cool, but here's something better: A small list of things neopets will NEVER say and we know it!

"Neoschools are out!"
"Jelly World exists!"
"We're sorry for wrongly freezing you and will give you back your account!"

In 2006 Neopets will only be available in blinking ad-infested pay-by-the-hour kiosks IN McDonald's.

In 2042 a hoard of asparagus wielding octegenarians will stream into the Neopets offices (which will by then encompass a 5 block area in L.A.), beating the Neostaff into green pulpy blobs. These blobs will crawl back into their office chairs and resume freezing players for little or no reason.

In 2043 the Neostaff will have permanently joined forces with Sloth (because that is the only thing you can do once you are a green pulpy blob!). Since 99% of the poplulation will be addicted to Neopets by this time, they will be subliminally persuaded to vote for Earth to be renamed Neopia. The 1% that does not play Neopets will be forced into slave labor and be made to reshape all the soil on Earth so that the planet of Neopia is replicated. Once this is accomplished, half the population will be sent to Terror Mountain and permanently frozen in the ice. The other half of the population will die out in one generation because dating, marriage, and any mention of reproduction will be prohibited. At this point Dr. Sloth will move his ship into Neopia's orbit and focus his laser onto what on his map is titled 'Jelly World'. Because Jelly World does not actually exist, the laser will self destruct taking Sloth's ship with it. Petpetpets will start to inhabit the planet, their numbers increasing hourly because they just keep appearing out of thin air. The planet will get overly heavy with the infestation of Petpetpets that it will fall out of its orbit and plunge into the Sun. All that will be left is a strong odour of french fries...

Physically dressed up ur pets??

~ they will relise that you cant complete most the stamp pages

~ they will take away avatars and replace them with company ads

~ neoschools will teach your pets to ask for neopets merchandise

~ they will think of better reasons for plots being later

~ dec 2005 the thieves dinner gets the 4th clue

You can complete most of them.

with the retired samps / stamps that were a lenny prize u cant

if one comes up its 20mil usally and some just dont come up anymore seen any wock till you drop stamps recently?

nope silly lenny prize

In the year 2042, Neopets will sell out to Walmart, Walmart will turn Neopets into a mass selling store, and huge banner adds, that advertise Walmart products, particuallry womens swimsuits, after Adam and Donna complain to Walmart, they flood her Email inbox with advertisements.

Walmart will require that when everyone sign up to Neopets, they recieve atleast 25 email advertisements a week.

Walmart will require that you have a banner add in your signature in the Neoboards, the Neoboarders will go on a mass mayhem of reporting after they see an add for a swimsuit model in someone's signautre. Therefore causing mass mayhem on the Neoboards.

When Neoschools are finally released, TNT will ask that you buy some sponsor's merchandise in order to enter.

Avatars will be replaced with page adds, that blink and say 'BUY ME NOW'

When Neopets goes down for mantience, you will see flashing popups, banners, and page adds instead of th down for mantience page.

Neopets will finally realize that clothing is pointless, and finally throw it to the Draiks.

They will have collectable sponsor adds, opposed to avatars, or sidebar skins. Whoever has the most banner adds gets to have all sponsorship removed for 5 minutes.

Neopets will finally realize the site is pointless, and send it down for mantience for the rest of their lives. When people email them asking what happened, they will shrug it off and say its a glitch that deleted everything.