Whatever the PBBob Book Is Called wrote:
"POW! FWOOP! UMPH!!!" I think, because I can't speak due to my mouth being stitched shut. "OW!" That pesky Shoyru just used a Sword of Skardsen! You can't even FATHOM how much that hurts. Finally, the Shoyru has won the battle. As I wait for myself to be stitched up for my next battle, I remember the past...
It was June of Year 3, and I was on the Neopets Team. It was a very hot day, and guess who got assigned to patrol Neopia Central? That's right, me. The day was winding down and I was ready to go home.
Then I heard a voice calling from an alley. "Hey, kid! Come here. I have seen you before," it responded. "Hurrying along, doing 'good' to Neopia. But I know that, deep inside, you have always wanted power. And that I can give you."
"W-what do you mean?" I asked, a bit creeped out.
"I have a deal for you. You make me super-strong, good-looking, and intelligent, and I'll make you captain of my army."
This chance to be powerful was too hard to not accept. Secretly, I had always wanted to rule over others. "Okay," I said. Let's go to the headquarters. I don't think anyone's there anymore."
"Okay, let's go," the voice said. I then realized that I didn't know who the creature was. I stared at the dark alley's entrance and saw--a green chicken? "Eh? So what? I'm a chicken. Let's go already."
"Follow me," I said to the chicken. We walked to my computer and I started to change the coding. Immediately, I started seeing the chicken change into a human form. I was almost done when I heard a door.
"Just what are you doing?" I heard Donna say. "Wait! FRANK?"
"Yes, Donna," said the chicken, almost through with his morph to a human. "It's me, your new overlord, Dr. Frank Sloth. This fool fell for my trick, and now I must be leaving. Good-bye, pathetic humans!" He waved his finger through the air and a portal opened, which he stepped through. The hole in the air immediately disappeared.
"NO!" Donna cried out. "And just WHY did you do this? Dr. Sloth is our greatest enemy! You knew that! We covered it in basic training! Well, while we are busy dealing with this Sloth problem, I'll find something for you to do." She then proceeded to type something on the computer. She pressed Enter.
"This is your punishment for trying to betray us," Donna said. "We needed some new opponents in the Battledome, so you shall be the punchbag for opponents to test their weapons."
Oh, why had I succumbed to Sloth? Why, oh, why?
"Punchbag Bob to the Ice Dome!" I heard the loudspeaker call. I was carried in to the arena in order to see a Jetsam with--NO! A Super Attack Pea!
"Pick on somebody your own size!"
I had to cut it down to 500 words. e.e It made *much* more sense before.
The "old" one dealt with more of his past, playing with his friend Pea-H-Pee on the lawn, and Donna seeing that Bob was good with Pea-H-Pee, and hiring him. e.e
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