It's an invention of OmniIcyshelf. I simply came up with the, errmmmm, production details. Yeah, that's it
It's called the
NeoUltraMegaBotGunAndIceMachinePlusShotgun
PimpedOutRideAndFreezeRayW/MulletFeature
AndCellPhone(ModularModel1337PPT2004)W/CoolerForYourColdOnes
AndCheeseCoveredInAMornaySauceWithShallotsAndAuberginesAllWith
AFriedEggOnTopAndSpamPlusNubLauncher2000AndMuchMoreThatWould
MakeTheNameTooLongToListForMarketability
It's still classified as a Class-A Highly Dangerous Attack Vehicle, but I'm sure I could persuade the governement to think otherwise.