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All right. Time to straighten out the four-AM rant.
First of all: Neopets monitors are human. Yes. I understand this. If I said they weren't (I.E. they were ogres, etc.)... well, attribute this to the four-AM state of mind.
Second: The Neopoints are impossible to earn versus inflation issue. That was rather contradictory, and not very intelligent of me... but I was thinking of avatar inflation versus earning NP. The average user (let's call him Joe Newbie) can earn... 75k a day playing games (I saw this figure postulated someplace)- if he plays all the games 3x and gets a decent score, nevermind computer screwups, time constraints and connection issues- and let's say he wants the Draik- Hatched avatar. To get that avatar, he creates a Lupe (JoeNewbieLupe), which starts him out with a nice, shiny 50 NP. Added to the... what, 200? That you would get from a new account, and he is one-one hundred thousandth to his goal.
Now, supposing he gets his 75k a day and doesn't get anything remarkable from his dailies, he will earn his Draik Transmogrification Potion in exactly four weeks, provided he doesn't have any run-ins with the tax beast, mutant kadoaties, and such events. Well done, Joe Newbie! You are a testament to the human spirit.
However. In the real world, how many people can honestly say they have the time to play all 140 (not counting slots, dailies, and quests- yes, I did actually count these) games, thrice a day? Assuming each game takes just two minutes, the player will have to spend FOURTEEN STRAIGHT HOURS playing games (and getting good scores!) to earn his daily 75k. Granted, small amounts are much easier to earn (and yes, I am plugging away, I just have to vent sometimes; perhaps PPT is not the best place to do so, seeing as frustration is met with sarcasm here). Also granted, there are other ways to earn NP, I.E. Restocking, reselling, wiz sniping, the stock market (Which is actually rather fun), but all of these require startup capital of between two and fifteen thousand neopoints, and some of them take a great deal of time and practice, as well as a fairly fast internet connection.
Now, let's try a real world example. Say Sarah Neopian wants to earn three million neopoints to make her three favorite pets. She's an average player, with a fair connection, but not much time daily. She plays games, maybe restocks a nova or two, and invests in the stock market, earning roughly 5k a day. At this figure, again assuming neither mishaps nor windfalls appear in her random events, she will be able to create her pets in just under two years.
"BUT I EARN MUCH MORE DAILY!" Well done, I congratulate you. What I am saying is that NOT everyone is as gifted as you.
To the person who has the lab ray, battledome pet, neohome, etcetera: Well done. When did you buy the lab ray? If it was recent, I congratulate you on getting four color zaps so soon, and if it was more than a year and a half ago- well, congratulations still, 100k was a lot back then. What is your neohome built out of? Mine was bamboo, nice, cheap, strong and very traditional.
To Hikari: I congratulate you. Where do you restock? I'm still learning; and I have yet to pull in more than 10k from a day's work. Nevermind that, though, more posts to deal with.
Yes, dog god, I was frustrated when I posted that, how nice of you to notice! I wasn't making much sense, now that I read the post with a clear head, and I certainly didn't expect anyone to take it seriously. Ah well.
Daze: Ah, you read that? I have the unfortunate faculty of lurking until something happens that angers me into posting, and then I explode with frustration. I suppose it gives me a bad name, but I am actually fairly mild mannered. Anyway. Your post... Yes, I do feel rather hard-done by, I have had two accounts that I cared deeply for frozen at the same time of year- my first for logging in from a library, my second for a mistake on the neoboards- and it was not half so bad as some INTENTIONAL language there. What's more, my new main was frozen a few weeks ago for "botting", for reasons unknown to me, so... Yes, I am frustrated. I suppose I should feel abashed for having taken your mind off your important business, but I frankly don't.
And why are eight year olds on the neoboards? Forgive me if I am wrong, but don't the T&C of neopets state that children below 13 shouldn't be posting or neomailing? And would you, in good conscience, send in the permission slip to let your small child on there? For that matter, why isn't that eight year old being supervised while they're on the computer? When I was that age, my mother always was nearby when I was using the internet.
So, you say I ought to watch myself for someone else's bad parenting? Oh dear.
If the neopets monitors are human, you must not forget that we plebian users are human and ALSO make mistakes. Of course, they're entitled to punish us for them, but I do think they could show a small amount of courtesy.
And slime lord, green lady of the knoll, thank you for your kindness. You're two of the few who didn't not-quite-openly flame me. I haven't forgotten why I joined neo- I loved the pets, back then. The Uni, Scorchio, and Cybunny were my favorite, but as Cybunnies were limited (and morphing potions didn't exist back then), I simply created a Uni and went from there. I didn't care for painting pets, didn't know what the Neoboards were, I just played games and went on my merry way.
Now, the pets I like most are exceedingly expensive, and working towards earning them does frustrate me. I ranted here to burn it off, and I came back to two pages of... well, thinly-veiled contempt. Forgive me, I'll go kiss the neopets monitors' feet now... sheesh. (For future reference: I am not insulting the monitors, I'm angry at their policies. Kthxbai.)
I can WRITE STUFF! YAAAAAY! *runs around like an idiot*
Zalika: ...I don't know her. Really.
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