ACK! I'm gonna die... hehe

LaceyJade · **Posts:** 571 **Joined:** Fri Nov 05, 2004 5:40 pm

"You will discover a Rod of Supernova at the Food Shop. "

w00t.

Usually I get told I'll get attacked by some Neopet.

"You will be assaulted by countless radioactive Aishas."

"You will defend yourself against an army of psychotic Chias."

I have screenshots of both of those. I don't think the Island Mystic likes me very much. =/

Fool Hi · **Posted:** Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:03 am

"Your luck will alter in a strange way. "

well its not in a strange way. and my luck did alter, i got a nerkmid

Opipeuter_Innconivus · **Posts:** 36 **Joined:** Sat Jan 15, 2005 10:56 am

"You will mistakenly crush somebody else's trousers at the Smoothie Shop. "

Seems like I'm not going to be making a smooth move at the Smoothie Shop...

ProfessorRemusMoonyLupin · **Posted:** Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:24 am

Once I got one saying I would misplace a cement mixer on Mystery Island... O___o

Pero · **Posts:** 137 **Joined:** Mon May 31, 2004 8:36 pm

Your confidence will cease without your noticing.
Bah, my confidence has already ceased! So there! :lol:

simian · **Posted:** Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:36 am

After reading some of these I have come up with only one conclusion...

The Island Mystic is a Mob Boss!!

Look at these quotes and tell me you are thinking somethin different...

Good ones

Quote:

Your luck will alter in a strange way.
You will have incredible luck on Mystery Island.

These say that you are in favor with the Don of Mystery Island...

You have a mission from the Don

Quote:

You will lose a Gold Bike in Maraqua.
You will misplace a cement mixer on Mystery Island
You will mistakenly crush somebody else's trousers at the Smoothie Shop.
You will suddenly decide to reveal your neggs
You will reveal your neggs at Kiko Lake

If you get these, you better do them or else the Don will have you taken out...

Bad news

Quote:

You will defend yourself against an army of psychotic Chias.
You will be assaulted by countless radioactive Aishas.

If you get those you better move away and change your name before you get the death card...

Your time is up

Quote:

Your direction in life will cease without your noticing.

It's game over...

So what do you guys think?

WIS · **Posted:** Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:40 am

You will reveal your Neggs in the Haunted Woods.

O.o

Well, I dont have any neggs, except for the one I sold a few hours ago, so HA!

Armi · **Posts:** 2062 **Joined:** Mon Jun 21, 2004 9:51 pm

You will have stolen from you all of your Neopoints in Faerieland.

Wait, so he's saying I'm gonna steal all of MY neopoints? X.x He's gone off the deep end as of late. My must be a Don, like Simian said.

simian · **Posted:** Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:05 am

First he tells me I am going to die, now he seems to have all the faith in the worl in me...

Quote:

You will defeat in single combat a trio of enormous Eyries.

Fool Hi · **Posted:** Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:13 am

Quote:

Your sense of self will cease in a strange way.

hmm i wonder if this is good or bad?

Atjj · **Posts:** 749 **Joined:** Wed Aug 11, 2004 12:25 pm

Opipeuter_Innconivus wrote:

"You will mistakenly crush somebody else's trousers at the Smoothie Shop. "

Seems like I'm not going to be making a smooth move at the Smoothie Shop...

Weewoo · **Posted:** Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:27 am

You will be chased by scores of three-headed Eyries.

Been there, done that, got the scars.

Butterflyhornet · **Posts:** 801 **Joined:** Wed Dec 15, 2004 8:15 pm

Quote:

You will quickly realise that you must bury all your clothes.

Hmm... don't like the sound of that

(thought nudity wansn't acceptable on neopets) :roll:

Quote:

You will suddenly realise that you must burp repeatedly.

Someone else got this one: (paraphrasing it because neopets seems to be down or at least not loading)

Your ability to breath will cease without your noticing. Or was it

You suddenly realize you have forgotton to breathe? o_O

Whatever the case it sure sounds like a threat.

Quote:

Your confidence will change in a strange way.

Quote:

You will defend yourself against a pack of evil Chias.

Quote:

You will suffer injuries from scores of glow-in-the-dark Eyries

Quote:

You will fight off countless evil Kyries.

Yay, got me the avatar

starnocturno · **Posted:** Fri Feb 04, 2005 1:15 pm

valerielundberg wrote:

I get odd ones all the time. Normally he's suggestive and always telling me that "I'm going to reveal my neggs" in places...like:

"You will reveal your neggs at Kiko Lake"
"You will suddenly decide to reveal your neggs"
"You will be attacked by giant mutant blumaroos and to defend yourself you will reveal your neggs"

I think he's basically saying "No avatar for you until you reveal your neggs!"

Which in that case, I'll keep waiting. *sigh*

is it just me, or do those saying seem a bit..perverse? :evil:

i got a rotten mind

Witch King · **Posted:** Fri Feb 04, 2005 1:22 pm

Let's just say he's a lonly old kyrri... :roflol:

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