Future Neopets Plots

[o_0]

The newest plot...

THE DESTRUCTION OF NEOPETS!!!

Sloth is taking over Neopets and is going to shut it down!!! We need 50 million more users, so people, start self-freezing and opening more accounts so we can boast that we have the most users of ANY pet site EVER!!!

[OmniIcyshelf]

And pageviews! Don't forget the pageviews!

[AFI_Sorrow]

im curious what a neopets movie would be about

Ohhh boy. Probably some sort of war where a male Lupe, a male Shoyru and a female Usul team up to stop some sort of random destruction. All will end well and all the Neopets will bounce up and down happily.

Basically, it'd be scary. Something that would make you want to claw your own eyes out. O.O

[Xil]

Sloth Plot! I want a Sloth Plot!!!!! with a war of course (even though I'm a terrible battler)

*shudders* Gah! Another? so fast? slow down mate, give us all some time to have a breather and regrow our funds!

Xil, Oh I know about needing the breather - and the funds! The war that just ended was my first - and I now have a "battle" pet who is in constant training (up to 3 codestones already). I'm happy to wait for total post-war weapon deflation Then maybe I can afford something better than my 6 icon set!

I just loooooooooove Sloth!

I started this war out great, a 14 iconer(SOA) and a Florbix Blaster. Trust me--I did some major damage. Around 700 points, I glitched. I lost my SOA and a Winged Scarab(About 3.6 million Neopoints). I was a tad angry..Well, pretty darn angry to be percise

I managed around 2180 points using six iconers and borrowing better items from friends and the like. However, now I need to make back all the NP I lost, and it's draining to think of all the restocking that involves. I need a nice six-eight month break from wars to just, get back up there with the funds. (Yeah, I tried to get my weapons back but it didn't work, I recieved no reply and it's been three weeks).

Post war Delfation *sighs happily* Music to my ears, Everconfused!

you mean you actually PAID for this one...
didnt spend a penny, and i doubled my combined score from the last two wars (mmmm lab ray bought when they were cheap, finally paying off)

Well, yes and no. I sold off some old hordes to buy the Sword of Apocolypse. However, even without it, I managed to go from 1183(last war) to 2183 points.

I was looking foreward to the Krueldor plot as well. It sounded well written, and maybot not as blatantly obvious. I mean, even without the terror Mountain plot finishing, it anwsered no questions for us. The Moon plot would of explained just why our purple pets have orange spots, and the history behind that.

Instead we got another quick-wrap plot(Although I enjoyed this war, snaps to the Staffers for this one(even if I did lose all that NP) ).

Last edited by Xil on Tue Dec 28, 2004 5:59 pm, edited 1 time in total.

[Robert]

im curious what a neopets movie would be about

Ohhh boy. Probably some sort of war where a male Lupe, a male Shoyru and a female Usul team up to stop some sort of random destruction. All will end well and all the Neopets will bounce up and down happily.

Basically, it'd be scary. Something that would make you want to claw your own eyes out. O.O

Know what would be even worse? Guest apperances by big-name players. Can't you just see randomly in the middle of the movie...

Man walks in-"Hi, I'm jazz_invincible"
Woman walks in-"Hi, I'm HRobi"
Together-"Go Neopets"
Two people walk out

Movie continues
Scary

Last edited by Robert on Tue Dec 28, 2004 6:47 pm, edited 1 time in total.

[matchbow]

im curious what a neopets movie would be about

Ohhh boy. Probably some sort of war where a male Lupe, a male Shoyru and a female Usul team up to stop some sort of random destruction. All will end well and all the Neopets will bounce up and down happily.

Basically, it'd be scary. Something that would make you want to claw your own eyes out. O.O

Perhaps some sort of jelly blob causing some sort of doom? And some random cameos from random charactors of random sections of neopets for no reason whatsoever.

Sample script:
Pet 1: Agh! That blob of jelly is causing doom!
*Red Pteri appears out of nowhere*
Pteri: Don't worry, i'll freeze it!
Pet 2: Where did you come from?
Pteri: *looks out at audience* Hi, i'm the DFM pteri! you may remember me from when the sites goes. I'm also responsible for unfair freezings.
*attacks with screwdriver of doom but nothing happens*
Pet 1: Never fear. I'm really Majal_kita in disguise.

And so on...

[AFI_Sorrow]

im curious what a neopets movie would be about

Ohhh boy. Probably some sort of war where a male Lupe, a male Shoyru and a female Usul team up to stop some sort of random destruction. All will end well and all the Neopets will bounce up and down happily.

Basically, it'd be scary. Something that would make you want to claw your own eyes out. O.O

Know what would be even worse? Guest apperances by big-name players. Can't you just see randomly in the middle of the movie...

Man walks in-"Hi, I'm jazz_invincible"
Woman walks in-"Hi, I'm HRobi"
Together-"Go Neopets"
Two people walk out

Scart
Movie continues

If they're gonna have cameos, all of the PPT members have to randomly run by super fast. That or they must mention us at least once. That would be the only way I'd see it.

*Adam picks up a Pink Poogle Toy, squeezes it and it says "Unfreeze my account you lazy man, you!"* That right there would be worth the price of a movie ticket plus a large popcorn.

[Robert]

im curious what a neopets movie would be about

Ohhh boy. Probably some sort of war where a male Lupe, a male Shoyru and a female Usul team up to stop some sort of random destruction. All will end well and all the Neopets will bounce up and down happily.

Basically, it'd be scary. Something that would make you want to claw your own eyes out. O.O

Know what would be even worse? Guest apperances by big-name players. Can't you just see randomly in the middle of the movie...

Man walks in-"Hi, I'm jazz_invincible"
Woman walks in-"Hi, I'm HRobi"
Together-"Go Neopets"
Two people walk out

Scart
Movie continues

If they're gonna have cameos, all of the PPT members have to randomly run by super fast. That or they must mention us at least once. That would be the only way I'd see it.

*Adam picks up a Pink Poogle Toy, squeezes it and it says "Unfreeze my account you lazy man, you!"* That right there would be worth the price of a movie ticket plus a large popcorn.

Yes, Yes it would be

[plushie]

im curious what a neopets movie would be about

Ohhh boy. Probably some sort of war where a male Lupe, a male Shoyru and a female Usul team up to stop some sort of random destruction. All will end well and all the Neopets will bounce up and down happily.

Basically, it'd be scary. Something that would make you want to claw your own eyes out. O.O

Know what would be even worse? Guest apperances by big-name players. Can't you just see randomly in the middle of the movie...

Man walks in-"Hi, I'm jazz_invincible"
Woman walks in-"Hi, I'm HRobi"
Together-"Go Neopets"
Two people walk out

Movie continues
Scary

Dont forget jazz's english accent

[Twizzler0171]

*Swoosh*
Ixi: What was that?
Eyrie: Oh, don't worry... it was just the PPT Members. See? They even left their trade mark... a Pink Poogle Toy.
Pink Poogle Toy: Nooo! Banner ads! ;_;

Heh heh. That would be the greatest movie ever! And they'd have to bring in the real us, no fakes. Right? Right!

[plushie]

*Swoosh*
Ixi: What was that?
Eyrie: Oh, don't worry... it was just the PPT Members. See? They even left their trade mark... a Pink Poogle Toy.
Pink Poogle Toy: Nooo! Banner ads! ;_;

Heh heh. That would be the greatest movie ever! And they'd have to bring in the real us, no fakes. Right? Right!

THAT would be awesome, but I still want the english accent somewhere
;-; being american listening to it is addicting neo. would make. MILLIONS *coughmorecough*

maybe the pink poogle toy could have the english accent *grins evilly and watches Pink Poogle Toys running off screaming*

[matchbow]

*Swoosh*
Ixi: What was that?
Eyrie: Oh, don't worry... it was just the PPT Members. See? They even left their trade mark... a Pink Poogle Toy.
Pink Poogle Toy: Nooo! Banner ads! ;_;

Heh heh. That would be the greatest movie ever! And they'd have to bring in the real us, no fakes. Right? Right!

THAT would be awesome, but I still want the english accent somewhere
;-; being american listening to it is addicting neo. would make. MILLIONS *coughmorecough*

maybe the pink poogle toy could have the english accent *grins evilly and watches Pink Poogle Toys running off screaming*

Yes. the pink poogle toy could speak in a condescending sarcastic manner, like that baby from family guy! That would be so awesome

[DraikNest]

*Swoosh*
Ixi: What was that?
Eyrie: Oh, don't worry... it was just the PPT Members. See? They even left their trade mark... a Pink Poogle Toy.
Pink Poogle Toy: Nooo! Banner ads! ;_;

Heh heh. That would be the greatest movie ever! And they'd have to bring in the real us, no fakes. Right? Right!

THAT would be awesome, but I still want the english accent somewhere
;-; being american listening to it is addicting neo. would make. MILLIONS *coughmorecough*

maybe the pink poogle toy could have the english accent *grins evilly and watches Pink Poogle Toys running off screaming*

Yes. the pink poogle toy could speak in a condescending sarcastic manner, like that baby from family guy! That would be so awesome

Umm... first off... it'd be a Neopets movie not a PPT one (although we can work on that ... someone call Miramax) anyhow... while everyone is excited about the whole movie thing let me destroy it....

*Acara walks in* "Ac ac acara acara acar car cara"
*Blumaroo looks over* "Blu Bluu! Maroo Blumaroo"

(Where I'm going with this is it'd be like the annoying 15 minute pokemon movies.... )

[matchbow]

*Swoosh*
Ixi: What was that?
Eyrie: Oh, don't worry... it was just the PPT Members. See? They even left their trade mark... a Pink Poogle Toy.
Pink Poogle Toy: Nooo! Banner ads! ;_;

Heh heh. That would be the greatest movie ever! And they'd have to bring in the real us, no fakes. Right? Right!

THAT would be awesome, but I still want the english accent somewhere
;-; being american listening to it is addicting neo. would make. MILLIONS *coughmorecough*

maybe the pink poogle toy could have the english accent *grins evilly and watches Pink Poogle Toys running off screaming*

Yes. the pink poogle toy could speak in a condescending sarcastic manner, like that baby from family guy! That would be so awesome

Umm... first off... it'd be a Neopets movie not a PPT one (although we can work on that ... someone call Miramax) anyhow... while everyone is excited about the whole movie thing let me destroy it....

*Acara walks in* "Ac ac acara acara acar car cara"
*Blumaroo looks over* "Blu Bluu! Maroo Blumaroo"

(Where I'm going with this is it'd be like the annoying 15 minute pokemon movies.... )

Oh yeah, neopets can only say their name

That wouldn't be too bad. those pokemon movies were cute and they had a better plot than the main movie

[Illuen]

Who says neopets can only say their names? This would be a plot, so it would have talking characters, and even non plot neopets can talk. I mean my blumaroo can read, and it can certianly say more then Maroo! My big fuss is that there will not be any blumaroos in the film. It could work though.