The Future of Neopets

[ProfessorRemusMoonyLupin]

Sometime in the future, people named after Neopet characters will enter workplaces looking for jobs, causing very interesting resumes...
(Hey, I know someone out there must be doing this.)

Neopets will be bought out by Japan and become a series of Anime

That would be awesome! The Neopets being made into an anime part, I mean. XD

[o_0]

-names his kid Niptor-

[ProfessorRemusMoonyLupin]

-names his kid Niptor-

XD Well, I'm naming mine Kreludor!!


I wonder if they'll start being a bunch of kids named with numbers as part of their name as well... o.o

[sky920]

-Neoschools will be released.
-Neoboards will require accounts to be at least one month old before posting.
-Toy Sail Boats and other 1NP junk will inflate.
-The Advent Calendar will give out Seasonal Attack Peas.
-Aside from avatars and sidebars, users will be able to collect banner ads.
-Will be forced to equip Clothes to pets according to the weather of desired location (Scarfs to Terror Mountain, Sun Hats to Lost Desert).
-Shops will all have a set size and won't cost anything, just like what they did to the neodecks.

[OmniIcyshelf]

Can you imagine going onto the streets in, say, 20 years and asking some 10-year-old kid what his name is, then getting this as a result?

"What's your name?"
"Mine's K3wLk1D14216. What's yours?"

-Neoschools will be released.

Don't hold your breath.

-Neoboards will require accounts to be at least one month old before posting.

Not likely. It wouldn't make a difference anyway.

-Toy Sail Boats and other 1NP junk will inflate.

When the Tombola Man dies.

-The Advent Calendar will give out Seasonal Attack Peas.

And then the Pant Devil will steal them all

-Will be forced to equip Clothes to pets according to the weather of desired location (Scarfs to Terror Mountain, Sun Hats to Lost Desert).

I dunno about that. What about fur and feathers?

-Shops will all have a set size and won't cost anything, just like what they did to the neodecks.

A ridiculous idea. What about galleries?

Last edited by OmniIcyshelf on Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:45 am, edited 1 time in total.

[cipher_text]

TNT will realize that the ads were pointless, noone was paying attention to them.

Sloth will retire

HAsse's will be soon too many times because of their easy drawing
(same with chias)

faeries will go on a journey to find male faeries.

Adam will realize he doesn't control Neopets......anymore

jhudora and sloth will marry and they will have a child that is kind

[Rufus]

Neopets will realize that the Christmas Paintbrush is politically incorrect and have it changed to the Winter Paintbrush.


help me out here. put something funny!
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Adam will become fatally sick from food poisoning in an asparagus.

Please don't double post. If you have something to add, use that "EDIT" button.

More like Happy Valley Paint Brush or something.

[everconfused]

collectable banner ads! Ahhhh, runs away!

Soon the pages will have an ad on the top, both sides and bottom so there will be no escape!

I already have all the cats in the house morphed into various neopets, 2 of the kittens are actually petpets - but no petpetpets, that's just silly!and calling a cat a kacheek or an ixi isn't silly at all, right?

Kids? if it's a girl, aisha, for a boy, borovan

The ads are already pointless - only value is in degrees of annoyance, counting tracking cookies and fighting active x stuff that wants to d/l

Adam doesn't "control" Neopets now, the nefarious slo ... err, Doug Dohring does

Sloth and Jhudora could get together, have a child ... an intelligent psychopath bent on taking over Neopets, then the world, forcing everyone to use np instead of money, haggle for anything and have the threat of being painted purple with orange spots at any moment

happy valley pb was discussed I think in an editoral last year. that's probably one of the few things they won't change.

[on_diet_cat]

There will be a Random Paint Brush. Paint your pet with it and you will get a surprise. (Back to basic colour maybe)

[Azzie]

Every user will be able to restock only 10 times a day, unless they are premium members then they can restock unlimited times

[on_diet_cat]

Every user will be able to restock only 10 times a day, unless they are premium members then they can restock unlimited times

I will quit neopets then.

[Kostya]

-Aside from avatars and sidebars, users will be able to collect banner ads.

ROFLOL! I can imagine that... xD

[RayGirl]

-Aside from avatars and sidebars, users will be able to collect banner ads.

lykk, how manee bnannner addz doo u hav?? lyk i hav 21 but i luv da most da rode runah (translation: road runner) bnnnannerar da most!! lyk iz sOOOo n0t fare j@zz enveezible haz 210!!111

[Pokemon Kid]

The Tax Beast can take all of your money, EVEN from the banks.
Jelly World will still be "fake".
Lisha will find out that she was adopted.

[Urthdigger]

and calling a cat a kacheek or an ixi isn't silly at all, right?

Ok, should I be scared or proud that I can read that without my glasses on? Ah well.

My account will be unfrozen... in 2100.
The pant devil will leave... and something worse will replace him.
Restocking will become well nigh impossible.