Tue Jun 15, 2004 1:31 am
ENT wrote:Congratulations Mozzer34, your rather smelly shop Fart Zone! The Gallery has just won the latest Gallery Spotlight award.
Aren't you dissapointed? FART zone? WOW!The Gallery wrote:- Today's Gallery Spotlight -
Gallery Name: Fart Zone! The Gallery
Owner: mozzer34
Description: Dung. It's food, furniture, and a lovely centerpiece for your gallery. Add beans and cabbage into the mix and you'll be sitting on a toilet for hours on end, and you'll be wanting some Flat-U-Less. Here's my salute to those brave pets suffering from a meal of burritos
The Gallery:
A jellybean in a diaper says 'Whoever smelled it, dealt it! And I think I just did ))'
As you walk into this plain old store, you sniff the air and gag. Someone ripped one, for sure! The shop keeper is strangely all smiles, which grosses you out. You hold your breath and enter precariously, because it looks like someone forgot to pick up after their Gelert There are free samples of some kind of weird cheese, which you try. The cheese, unfortunately, makes you so flatulent that-
*Pfffffttt!*
Sssidney says: 'Let me sssing my sssecret sssong! Beansss, beansss, the musssical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot!'
Something has happened!
The Shopkeeper offers you some Dried Apricots and you decide to eat some... That's one explosive and heavily-scented flatulence attack you don't want to repeat (except in a crowded elevator)!!! *whoowee*
I am looking for:
Dung Slushie
Cabbage Cupcake
Dung Snowflake
Battle Dung
Dung Catapult
Any Bean Items
Any Cabbage Items
**Chocolate Kau Pat**
View donaters and awards here.
(( Don't report this shop for its content! If a huge website can get away with having animals eating dung, then one gallery of it can't hurt! ))
Tue Jun 15, 2004 1:34 am
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Tue Jun 15, 2004 1:43 am
Yeah! My friend gets in SO much trouble if she says fart. Neopets is so OH! YOU CANT SAY DAMN! THIS IS A FAMILY SITE!everconfused wrote:Creative? yes. Gross? you bet. I thought I was the only person who found this particular gallery winner to be, well, inappropriate. I mean the shop name/whole description thing. I can say that right after this was in the News, the boards were flooded with "potty" talk.
Tue Jun 15, 2004 1:47 am
uru94 Loves Neopets! wrote:Yeah! My friend gets in SO much trouble if she says fart. Neopets is so OH! YOU CANT SAY DAMN! THIS IS A FAMILY SITE!everconfused wrote:Creative? yes. Gross? you bet. I thought I was the only person who found this particular gallery winner to be, well, inappropriate. I mean the shop name/whole description thing. I can say that right after this was in the News, the boards were flooded with "potty" talk.
Tue Jun 15, 2004 1:56 am
uru94 Loves Neopets! wrote:The FNT. F****** Neopets Team.Xalaxracer wrote:uru94 Loves Neopets! wrote:Yeah! My friend gets in SO much trouble if she says fart. Neopets is so OH! YOU CANT SAY DAMN! THIS IS A FAMILY SITE!everconfused wrote:Creative? yes. Gross? you bet. I thought I was the only person who found this particular gallery winner to be, well, inappropriate. I mean the shop name/whole description thing. I can say that right after this was in the News, the boards were flooded with "potty" talk.
The filters on the boards are horrible, if you post something like "hell" or "damn" it dosen't even filter it, when they are extremely vulgar curses, and fart itself is vulgar. And if you say something like "bikini" you get a warning. Family site? Yeah right.
Tue Jun 15, 2004 1:58 am
Tue Jun 15, 2004 1:59 am
Tue Jun 15, 2004 1:59 am
mocha_san wrote:*faints because he doesn't know what "f******" is*
(not really)
Seriously though, if neo doesn't at least remove the shop from the spotlight page... ugh... I might stalk Adam and deprive him of asparagus, and only serve him chocolate chip cookies WITHOUT MILK!
:twisted: : :twisted: :twisted: Mwuahahahahaha! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Tue Jun 15, 2004 2:01 am
Tue Jun 15, 2004 2:03 am
Tue Jun 15, 2004 2:05 am
mocha_san wrote:*faints because he doesn't know what "f******" is*
(not really)
Seriously though, if neo doesn't at least remove the shop from the spotlight page... ugh... I might stalk Adam and deprive him of asparagus, and only serve him chocolate chip cookies WITHOUT MILK!
:twisted: : :twisted: :twisted: Mwuahahahahaha! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Tue Jun 15, 2004 2:06 am