News is *CRACKLE* ALL HAIL SLOTH!
Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:58 am
18th November
* There are some new ...
*screen goes blank*
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*screen flickers on*
* You pathetic fools! You dare cancel MY story for the sake of an USUL?!!? Some scrawny little treasure hunter gets preference over ME?!
You will forget those ignorant thieves and silly little girl, for I have taken control now!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
* Ahhh that's more like it. Think of something fitting to honour me in this new Caption Contest and I may spare your bank accounts from my new experimental bank-account-sludging ray.
* Buy these superior Plushies! There is the loyal clone #177 (he looks almost as great as me) and my incredible Kreludan Defender. Do you have lasers Hannah? No, I think not!
* I have given Karenluvs6 this week's Gallery Spotlight award for her rather pleasing shop all about me.
* If you have taken good care of your Baby Space Fungus, you will be rewarded from the PPL. Well done Eegah!, Evil Toe Fungus, Um......., My brain, Tri-Klops, Crazy Mary, SLOTHISTHEGREATEST and all the others.
* At last, the Art Gallery has something worthwhile on display!
* Why have a weak, squishy Bori when you can have a far more efficient and loyal Robot? They never tire, and they never moan when they are hungry. No, on the contrary, a handy warning light simply starts to flash.
*Sloth is my M..Master*
Ahh such a fast learner!
* Stop reading that cutesy rubbish, here are some REAL Books for you to sink your brain into...
* You fools can try to complete this new Lenny Conundrum. Of course it is far too easy for a super genius like me to even look at. The answer to last week's was Ixi. Miraculously 3,698 of you got it right.
* If you want a real challenge, why not try to beat me in Better Than You? Of course, you never will, I don't see why we even bothered doing one this week.
* I have made minor improvements to some of your sickly cute Petpets...
* Two rather disgusting new banners appear to be live.
* There is a new page of Testimonials if you are interested in that sort of thing...
* Spread the word of Sloth with one of these new Neogreetings.
* Griselda the Gremble has won this week's Petpet Spotlight. How nice.
* Make your shop look amazing with one of these new Shopkeepers featuring characters from MY plot!
* Now I can take over your Desktop too! Hmmm, now if only I could think of some way to pop up Virtupets ads automatically.... hmmmm....
* Now back to my story and where Kreludor all fits in. You see it all began when I was watching from my...
*crackle*
Who dares interrupt me?
*screen turns blank*
* Err... sorry about that, we are not sure what happened there. Where were we? Oh yes! There are some new foods for you to try. Gargarox has just finished baking four very special varieties of Marshmallow Grundo.
* This week's Meridell Castle Spotlight winner is 001223445 with their level - Fatal Crisis Chamber. Sounds charming.
* Have you tried this new game featuring the non-robotic Kangaroo Jack?
* Ilhs11 is the latest Neoadventure Spotlight winner with their adventure - I NEED a vacation.
"Oh. Well, it's not been very busy this week. You take a break." "Thanks, Gargarox!" you yell. You run out of the Cafe so fast, you nearly bump into Doctor Sloth! Wait a minute... Dr. Sloth?!
* By popular demand the Backyard Skater game is back!
* You fools will be pleased to know that there is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was the You've Stolen My Heart Neogreeting. Only 676 of you guessed the correct answer, earning 2,959 NP each.
* If you fancy a change, why not try Blue5309's Pirate Cave Of The Week - Pirates Dungeon? You want something even more challenging, try ruling the universe some time!
* A baby creaks. A gate starts to cry. Somewhere in the distance a wolf tolls. Another game has been dragged screaming into the Game Graveyard. Music to my ears!
* Kaeyosa and Parabola7907 have earnt themselves a Site Spotlight trophy for their website all about carrots and how Kaeyosa became a Faerie Neopet. Faeries, ulch. I feel sick just thinking about them.
* There are some new ...
*screen goes blank*
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*screen flickers on*
* You pathetic fools! You dare cancel MY story for the sake of an USUL?!!? Some scrawny little treasure hunter gets preference over ME?!
You will forget those ignorant thieves and silly little girl, for I have taken control now!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
* Ahhh that's more like it. Think of something fitting to honour me in this new Caption Contest and I may spare your bank accounts from my new experimental bank-account-sludging ray.
* Buy these superior Plushies! There is the loyal clone #177 (he looks almost as great as me) and my incredible Kreludan Defender. Do you have lasers Hannah? No, I think not!
* I have given Karenluvs6 this week's Gallery Spotlight award for her rather pleasing shop all about me.
* If you have taken good care of your Baby Space Fungus, you will be rewarded from the PPL. Well done Eegah!, Evil Toe Fungus, Um......., My brain, Tri-Klops, Crazy Mary, SLOTHISTHEGREATEST and all the others.
* At last, the Art Gallery has something worthwhile on display!
* Why have a weak, squishy Bori when you can have a far more efficient and loyal Robot? They never tire, and they never moan when they are hungry. No, on the contrary, a handy warning light simply starts to flash.
*Sloth is my M..Master*
Ahh such a fast learner!
* Stop reading that cutesy rubbish, here are some REAL Books for you to sink your brain into...
* You fools can try to complete this new Lenny Conundrum. Of course it is far too easy for a super genius like me to even look at. The answer to last week's was Ixi. Miraculously 3,698 of you got it right.
* If you want a real challenge, why not try to beat me in Better Than You? Of course, you never will, I don't see why we even bothered doing one this week.
* I have made minor improvements to some of your sickly cute Petpets...
* Two rather disgusting new banners appear to be live.
* There is a new page of Testimonials if you are interested in that sort of thing...
* Spread the word of Sloth with one of these new Neogreetings.
* Griselda the Gremble has won this week's Petpet Spotlight. How nice.
* Make your shop look amazing with one of these new Shopkeepers featuring characters from MY plot!
* Now I can take over your Desktop too! Hmmm, now if only I could think of some way to pop up Virtupets ads automatically.... hmmmm....
* Now back to my story and where Kreludor all fits in. You see it all began when I was watching from my...
*crackle*
Who dares interrupt me?
*screen turns blank*
* Err... sorry about that, we are not sure what happened there. Where were we? Oh yes! There are some new foods for you to try. Gargarox has just finished baking four very special varieties of Marshmallow Grundo.
* This week's Meridell Castle Spotlight winner is 001223445 with their level - Fatal Crisis Chamber. Sounds charming.
* Have you tried this new game featuring the non-robotic Kangaroo Jack?
* Ilhs11 is the latest Neoadventure Spotlight winner with their adventure - I NEED a vacation.
"Oh. Well, it's not been very busy this week. You take a break." "Thanks, Gargarox!" you yell. You run out of the Cafe so fast, you nearly bump into Doctor Sloth! Wait a minute... Dr. Sloth?!
* By popular demand the Backyard Skater game is back!
* You fools will be pleased to know that there is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was the You've Stolen My Heart Neogreeting. Only 676 of you guessed the correct answer, earning 2,959 NP each.
* If you fancy a change, why not try Blue5309's Pirate Cave Of The Week - Pirates Dungeon? You want something even more challenging, try ruling the universe some time!
* A baby creaks. A gate starts to cry. Somewhere in the distance a wolf tolls. Another game has been dragged screaming into the Game Graveyard. Music to my ears!
* Kaeyosa and Parabola7907 have earnt themselves a Site Spotlight trophy for their website all about carrots and how Kaeyosa became a Faerie Neopet. Faeries, ulch. I feel sick just thinking about them.
Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:00 am
uh, that was last night but thanks anyways! 
Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:01 am