Weird Neomails - share your favourites
Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:43 pm
Today I got this:
I decided to visit her lookup for kicks. Her look-up says she is twenty years old (right) and her account is only four months old. Understandably, seeing as she is relatively new to Neopets she seems to be far from wealthy.
How stupid is it to tell such an obvious lie, when it doesn't even help her case?
do you have any fyora Items! because I have almost every single thing in my fyora collection exept the faerie queen doll. No, I cannot buy it because I wasted my money on the deluxe faerie queen doll at the hidden tower.( I would be very happy if you gave me it if you have it).
I decided to visit her lookup for kicks. Her look-up says she is twenty years old (right) and her account is only four months old. Understandably, seeing as she is relatively new to Neopets she seems to be far from wealthy.
How stupid is it to tell such an obvious lie, when it doesn't even help her case?
Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:18 pm
I got:
"rammenstien We all living in america wonder vra cokolcola woner vra germen band"
That one was a few weeks ago. Nothing else to it. If anyone has any clue what that could possibly mean...Im still looking for answers
I never bothered to reply. Im afraid every neomail I get from that kid is going to be completely incomprehensible.
"rammenstien We all living in america wonder vra cokolcola woner vra germen band"
That one was a few weeks ago. Nothing else to it. If anyone has any clue what that could possibly mean...Im still looking for answers
I never bothered to reply. Im afraid every neomail I get from that kid is going to be completely incomprehensible.
Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:22 pm
Cerise wrote:I got:
"rammenstien We all living in america wonder vra cokolcola woner vra germen band"
That one was a few weeks ago. Nothing else to it. If anyone has any clue what that could possibly mean...Im still looking for answers
Rammstein is a German band, and those are some butchered lyrics from the song Amerika and by butchered I mean mostly random bits from parts of the song strung together. And to top it all off they tell you their "rammenstien" is a "germen" band xD
Why they are telling you all this, and why they hate the english language so much to butcher it like that I have no idea!
Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:38 pm
Well yesterday i got a rather pointless and annoying one... so I deleted it.
Went like this:
"Hi (name here that is certainly not mine), you wanna come over and get some... well you'll find out
. Love blah blah, etc"
Not exactly appropriate
I was too lazy to report it though.
Went like this:
"Hi (name here that is certainly not mine), you wanna come over and get some... well you'll find out
. Love blah blah, etc"
Not exactly appropriate
I was too lazy to report it though.
Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:45 pm
Was mifed and deleted them, but I had a perooid a few months ago with these 3 people who all claimed that I hacked their accounts, stole a different one of my 3 pets from each of them, and paainted the "Royal" kougra back to Red, the "Island" Jetsam back to blue, and the "Faerie" Bori back to blue so it would decrease suspicion. Yeah...right...that makes a lot of sense, especially since the pets I want most are a island Jetsam and Faerie Bori...
Utter crap.
Utter crap.
Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:44 am
I had it saved somewhere, but lost it. A few weeks ago some random kid contacts me. Something along the lines of, "hi, i'm 9," and various other tidbits I didn't particularly want to know.
The inevitable reply, "What is this?"
"For frends! -Insert incoherent babble-"
"... I don't want to be your friend. Go away, kid."
Guess what happened next? Can you? Try! Really, really hard!
His daddy comes to the rescue.
"Excuse me young lady, I do not appreciate you harassing my son. He is only seven years old! You should be more considerate of a child's feelings."
AHAHAHA. Alrighty, for those who know me (no one here) they know I despise children. Hate hate loathe hate stab. What I hate more is parents who expect the world to coddle and raise their kids for them. So I whip out my Dictionary Of Words To Confuse Adults, and recite thus... somewhat.
"Excuse me, your son was the one to initially contact me, a person he does not know. I could be a creepoid intent on abducting and eating him, for all he knows. I could also be a teenage girl with a temper. I quite rationally told him to leave me alone, as he was the one harassing me. Please, tell your child not to contact others on this site. Best of all, pull out the parental consent to allow him to do so."
"ZOMG HE'S JUST A CHILD HE DOESN'T KNOW BETTER HE'S SEVEN!"
-Deep breaths- "Then train him. The real world won't be nearly as nice as I have been."
And then I blocked him, and that was the end of the crazy-person saga =D
The inevitable reply, "What is this?"
"For frends! -Insert incoherent babble-"
"... I don't want to be your friend. Go away, kid."
Guess what happened next? Can you? Try! Really, really hard!
His daddy comes to the rescue.
"Excuse me young lady, I do not appreciate you harassing my son. He is only seven years old! You should be more considerate of a child's feelings."
AHAHAHA. Alrighty, for those who know me (no one here) they know I despise children. Hate hate loathe hate stab. What I hate more is parents who expect the world to coddle and raise their kids for them. So I whip out my Dictionary Of Words To Confuse Adults, and recite thus... somewhat.
"Excuse me, your son was the one to initially contact me, a person he does not know. I could be a creepoid intent on abducting and eating him, for all he knows. I could also be a teenage girl with a temper. I quite rationally told him to leave me alone, as he was the one harassing me. Please, tell your child not to contact others on this site. Best of all, pull out the parental consent to allow him to do so."
"ZOMG HE'S JUST A CHILD HE DOESN'T KNOW BETTER HE'S SEVEN!"
-Deep breaths- "Then train him. The real world won't be nearly as nice as I have been."
And then I blocked him, and that was the end of the crazy-person saga =D
Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:28 am
my weirdest neomail came yesterday.
the mail content was just: "esl?"
i was really puzzled!
the mail content was just: "esl?"
i was really puzzled!
Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:42 am
silver_sword wrote:my weirdest neomail came yesterday.
the mail content was just: "esl?"
i was really puzzled!
Education Level, State, Language
How does someone mess up ASL so bad? The E is 2 keys away!
I get a ton of weird ones on my account that houses the pet "Sloth". I just cleared the inbox so I don't have the neomails anymore
Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:00 am
Ok. I got one for you. it happened a while ago.
Some random person put neomailed me
and I quote "I am a good Christian, you should be too"
they THEN proceeded to start with the beginning of the book of John... and keep going until either they got tired or ran out of room. What made it worse, many of the things were wrong. Not the small differences that come from different versions, but completly wrong. that was annoying, I reported and they were gone.
Some random person put neomailed me
and I quote "I am a good Christian, you should be too"
they THEN proceeded to start with the beginning of the book of John... and keep going until either they got tired or ran out of room. What made it worse, many of the things were wrong. Not the small differences that come from different versions, but completly wrong. that was annoying, I reported and they were gone.
Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:41 pm
I thought this neomail was funny:
Subject: "do this to earn a lot np"
Message: "if you change the price t your Lu codestone to 3500 you will sell all 35 codestone you have"
(shopwiz avg for Lu Codestone is around 4000 atm)
Subject: "do this to earn a lot np"
Message: "if you change the price t your Lu codestone to 3500 you will sell all 35 codestone you have"
(shopwiz avg for Lu Codestone is around 4000 atm)
Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:51 pm
Thing Y [-Removed-]
Sent: 2/9/2005 04:08pm
Subject: Hello
Folder: Inbox
Message:
[Report Message] I Love you!
Sent: 2/9/2005 04:08pm
Subject: Hello
Folder: Inbox
Message:
[Report Message] I Love you!
Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:07 pm
Heh, I remember I got one a while ago that just consisted of the word "wow" over and over again...and it was a long neomail 
Copy and paste is bad!
Copy and paste is bad!
Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:19 pm
Kobe wrote:silver_sword wrote:my weirdest neomail came yesterday.
the mail content was just: "esl?"
i was really puzzled!
Education Level, State, Language
I get a ton of weird ones on my account that houses the pet "Sloth". I just cleared the inbox so I don't have the neomails anymore
Or it could be English as a Second Language
Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:51 pm
I got one a few days ago ...out of nowhere:
So I asked ..."why?"
Amazing ...
do you want your krawk?
So I asked ..."why?"cuz if you didn't i'll take it
Amazing ...
Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:47 pm
Thanks for deciphering that, Trick. Ive heard of Rammstein and all, (and can spell it too!) but had no idea at all that I was being sung to. o_o
I alsoo got this neomail about two days ago:
"-tosses a rock at you-"
I cant even reply, because the sender blocks non-neofriend mail!
Thats what I get for posting on the neoboards, I guess.
I alsoo got this neomail about two days ago:
"-tosses a rock at you-"
I cant even reply, because the sender blocks non-neofriend mail!
Thats what I get for posting on the neoboards, I guess.