Stupidity at it's finest...
Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:05 am
Gather round zombies, I have a short but funny story to tell.
My Korbat on my lab account, picks out his freebie food of the month from the Monthly Freebies Page. Now, he picked out the item, "Two Bottles of Water." Now I haven't been on this account in ten days so he and his breathren were dying. I pulled out about 20 or so omelettes from the SDB and feed them all to the point where they're "Very Full" and decided to give them the items they picked out as desert.
I give him the water and do you know what he said?
'How did you know I wanted a Two Bottles of Water?'
That sentance made me fall to the ground like an anime character. I know.. these are programed responses but why on earth did it have to be THAT one? It was so stupid. Here he is, picking out Two Bottles of Water and then he asks, "HOW DID I KNOW?" I guess it could be taken as saracasm... *It finally clicks* Damn... smooth talking korbat. XD Gave me good chuckle though. And... it sort of fit his character. He's my tribute to Malibu from Gargoyles. Brooklyns clone who's sexy but unfortunately, dumb as a rock.
My Korbat on my lab account, picks out his freebie food of the month from the Monthly Freebies Page. Now, he picked out the item, "Two Bottles of Water." Now I haven't been on this account in ten days so he and his breathren were dying. I pulled out about 20 or so omelettes from the SDB and feed them all to the point where they're "Very Full" and decided to give them the items they picked out as desert.
I give him the water and do you know what he said?
'How did you know I wanted a Two Bottles of Water?'
That sentance made me fall to the ground like an anime character. I know.. these are programed responses but why on earth did it have to be THAT one? It was so stupid. Here he is, picking out Two Bottles of Water and then he asks, "HOW DID I KNOW?" I guess it could be taken as saracasm... *It finally clicks* Damn... smooth talking korbat. XD Gave me good chuckle though. And... it sort of fit his character. He's my tribute to Malibu from Gargoyles. Brooklyns clone who's sexy but unfortunately, dumb as a rock.
Fri Jun 17, 2005 3:30 am
tehehe sometimes that happens.. when i was in the middle of my year 12 exams.. i was still trying for the island mystic avatar.. and ALL through my exams i got these weird ones which were like: you will lose your sense of direction (which i was because i was under so much stress) when my mum read the ones i got, even she laughed, it was so funny the way they described what was happening to me at the moment 
Fri Jun 17, 2005 3:31 am
Hahaha! That cracked me up when I read it. Gotta love random coincedences.......
Fri Jun 17, 2005 6:29 am
That along with the grammar. :P
And the "falling to the ground" is called facevaulting (or facefaulting, people use either so who knows which is right nowadays?) ;)
And the "falling to the ground" is called facevaulting (or facefaulting, people use either so who knows which is right nowadays?) ;)
Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:57 am
Ghost in the machine
Not just a funny phrase.
Not just a funny phrase.
Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:10 pm
LOL!
I always laugh when it says my baby Aisha is fine. But, those are good too.
I always laugh when it says my baby Aisha is fine. But, those are good too.