I will update these daily as to try to get the best set ups if you can help make it better post here. This so far is the best result i have gotten from the king hope you guys get the same..
Grumpy
Q: Who does a school of pirate peophins decides to avoid?
A: A tin of what what what!
Looky there you got a chuckle out of him
Wise
A: I believe that wisdom is equivelent to the pride of a family of faerie poogles.
It seems he is not displeased. This is good.