The Future of Neopets

Fri Dec 24, 2004 4:55 am

Neopets will realize that the Christmas Paintbrush is politically incorrect and have it changed to the Winter Paintbrush.

help me out here. put something funny!
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Adam will become fatally sick from food poisoning in an asparagus.

Please don't double post. If you have something to add, use that "EDIT" button.

Fri Dec 24, 2004 5:07 am

all items will become green apples because they are offending to every religion, country, belief and planet immagineable

Fri Dec 24, 2004 5:10 am

Neopets will be considered Satanic because of the Devilpuss.
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Neopets will be bought out by Japan and become a series of Anime

Fri Dec 24, 2004 5:14 am

Green apples will be changed to Escaped Pixels because certain remote islands in the Indian Ocean were considering using them as religious symbols.

The word Neo would also become trademarked by another rival company, and the Neopets website will forevermore be known as simply "Pets.com". Thus, everyone will move to PowerPets, which Doug Dohring will quickly buy up and over-commercialize.

Repeat step 2, mix with a light dash of asparagus and cook for several hours.

Fri Dec 24, 2004 5:20 am

teh0mega wrote:Green apples will be changed to Escaped Pixels because certain remote islands in the Indian Ocean were considering using them as religious symbols.

The word Neo would also become trademarked by another rival company, and the Neopets website will forevermore be known as simply "Pets.com". Thus, everyone will move to PowerPets, which Doug Dohring will quickly buy up and over-commercialize.

Repeat step 2, mix with a light dash of asparagus and cook for several hours.

and then Doug Donut (whatever his name is!) will buy out walmart after "Pets.com" goes to war with them, thus the earth crashing into the sun, and Meepits taking over the flaming world

Fri Dec 24, 2004 5:21 am

plushie wrote:
teh0mega wrote:Green apples will be changed to Escaped Pixels because certain remote islands in the Indian Ocean were considering using them as religious symbols.

The word Neo would also become trademarked by another rival company, and the Neopets website will forevermore be known as simply "Pets.com". Thus, everyone will move to PowerPets, which Doug Dohring will quickly buy up and over-commercialize.

Repeat step 2, mix with a light dash of asparagus and cook for several hours.

and then Doug Donut (whatever his name is!) will buy out walmart after "Pets.com" goes to war with them, thus the earth crashing into the sun, and Meepits taking over the flaming world

Amen to that *gets frozen for mentioning a religious term since Douggie bought up PPT as well*

Fri Dec 24, 2004 5:22 am

petpetpetpetpetpetpetpets.

petpetpetpetpetpetpetpet paintbrushes

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Fri Dec 24, 2004 5:29 am

Adam and Donna will get married, and Donna will get pregnant with their first child and name it Poogalina

Fri Dec 24, 2004 5:40 am

mr mars wrote:petpetpetpetpetpetpetpets.

petpetpetpetpetpetpetpet paintbrushes

By then I think it'll just be Pet^8

Fri Dec 24, 2004 5:47 am

The only free stuff you are going to get is a look to the webcam and the signup page.

Website · Fri Dec 24, 2004 5:50 am

REUSE'D!!!!

The Stock Market will crash, and nobody will care.

Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:11 am

since so many ppl know where the hidden tower is, it will be visible.

the newbie pack will have a 200np fee

the lab maps will be priceless.... literally

Inrun Edit: Please don't double post. Use the Edit button located in the top right of your post.

Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:22 am

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Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:29 am

Kalathalan wrote:There will be so many users the servers will crash every 5 minutes.

You mean that doesn't happen nowadays??

Website · Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:41 am

The other side of Neopia:

Some things are best left undiscovered.