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 Post subject: 10 Ways to get thrown out of a Mall
PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 12:28 am 
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1) Smear tomato sauce over all the mannequins.
2) Glue little faces onto all the socks and say they're puppets.
3) Open a bag of peas, throw its contents on the ground, and try to kick them through sliding doors. Call it 'Peaball'.
4) Pour honey into all of the milk cartons.
5) Pickpocket people so you can throw coins into the fountain and make a wish.
6) Start a 'Test your Strength' game using a wooden table, a thick piece of vertical cardboard, a metre ruler, a hammer, and a piece of string. Say 'Oh, bad luck, sir!' every time somebody pays ten pounds and wins a hairball.
7) Sell posters of yourself for forty pounds a piece and say 'You're making an investment buying these!'
8) Model all the cottage cheese to look like actual cottages.
9) Ram-raid the charity shop.
10) Stare at the nearest security camera for five hours straight, not moving at all. Don't blink. Matchsticks propping the eyelids open are suggested.


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nice and random :P lol, I liked them!


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Haha. I'm crazy, but I'm not that crazy. I wonder how many of these have been successfully attempted?


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Haha! I would attempt maybe (I did a few of the K-Mart ones that went around a while ago) but most of them would get me arrested.. :(


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I like especially 7 and 10 :D


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tehehe you are right about 1 thing, i definitely would get thrown out and banned from any mall if i tried all of those ;) but very funny and random :)


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You forgot the all important one!

11: Glue money to the floor and watch people try to pick it up

Mwahahahaha...a kid at my school glued a quarter to the floor right in front of the table where my mates and I sit...there were 20 people trying to pick it up! Then the principal comes over and says "What's going on here?" and then SHE tries to pick it up! We were almost rolling on the floor, but the floor is nasty so we didn't :wink:


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Hahaha! I would love to see people do these!


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Amethyst wrote:
You forgot the all important one!

11: Glue money to the floor and watch people try to pick it up

Mwahahahaha...a kid at my school glued a quarter to the floor right in front of the table where my mates and I sit...there were 20 people trying to pick it up! Then the principal comes over and says "What's going on here?" and then SHE tries to pick it up! We were almost rolling on the floor, but the floor is nasty so we didn't :wink:
Oh wow... that's so great! I'm going to try that!! What type of glue do you recommend?


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Oh wow... that's so great! I'm going to try that!! What type of glue do you recommend?


Superglue. Super-duper superglue. I've tried before- and regular glue just doesn't cut it.


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Yeah, regular glue just doesn't work. I could almost pay my library fine with all the quarters I've pulled up with Elmers glue on the back. :o


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 Post subject: Re: 10 Ways to get thrown out of a Mall
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10) Stare at the nearest security camera for five hours straight, not moving at all. Don't blink. Matchsticks propping the eyelids open are suggested.
wait untill there's nobody around and then throw bubblegums at the camera and then giggle (unaware that people can see you through that camera)


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