A talking horse??!!

S-S-SmOkIN · **Posts:** 148 **Joined:** Mon Jun 14, 2004 1:02 am

A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest
a few minutes.

The man had just closed his eyes when a horse came to the fence and beganto boast about his past.

"Yes sir, I'm a fine horse. I've run in 25 races and won over $5 million. I keep my trophies in the barn."

The salesman worked out the value of having a talking horse, found the
horse's owner and offered a handsome sum for the animal.

"Oh, you don't want that horse," said the farmer.

"Yes I do," said the salesman, "and I'll give you $10,000 for the horse."

Recognising a good deal, the farmer said without hesitation, "He's yours."

While he wrote out his cheque, the salesman asked, "By the way, why
wouldn't I want your horse?"

"Because," said the farmer, "he's a liar - he hasn't won a race in his
life."

kamehameha0 · **Posted:** Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:35 pm

Was the horse by any chance named Mr. Ed?

Crescendo · **Posts:** 631 **Joined:** Tue Jun 01, 2004 2:13 pm

kamehameha0 wrote:

Was the horse by any chance named Mr. Ed?

Hm...

Twitchy · **Posted:** Wed Aug 25, 2004 6:31 pm

ROFLMAO!!!lol lol :roflol:

I love horses, and that joke is hilarious! How do you come up with these things? LOL

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Target Practise · **Posted:** Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:15 am

lol that was funny!

zorg · **Posted:** Thu Aug 26, 2004 9:19 am

Haha very clever

Charisma · **Posted:** Mon Aug 30, 2004 5:20 am

hehe I've read this one before somewhere, I can't remember where though. Cute joke

...I don't think I ever really saw that show about the talking horse though.

Shoyru_Lover · **Posted:** Mon Aug 30, 2004 6:43 am

kamehameha0 wrote:

Was the horse by any chance named Mr. Ed?

that's what I was thinking about as well when I saw this thread.

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