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Funniest 10 Late Excuses!

Mon May 22, 2006 9:48 am

Quoted from MSNBC:

1. I dreamed that I was fired, so I didn't bother to get out of bed.

2. I had to take my cat to the dentist.

3. I went all the way to the office and realized I was still in my pajamas and had to go home to change.

4. I saw that you weren't in the office, so I went out looking for you.

5. I couldn't find the right tie, so I had to wait for the stores to open so I could buy one.

6. My son tried to flush our ferret down the toilet and I needed to tend to the ferret.

7. I ran over a goat.

8. I stopped for a bagel sandwich, the store was robbed and the police required everyone to stay for questioning.

9. A bee flew in my car and attacked me and I had to pull over.

10. I wet my pants and went home to change.

I like #1 and 8! :D

Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:39 am

4. I saw that you weren't in the office, so I went out looking for you.

I've actually used that one...

Mind, replace office with class.

Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:13 am

9. A bee flew in my car and attacked me and I had to pull over.

Been there!

Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:59 am

6. My son tried to flush our ferret down the toilet and I needed to tend to the ferret.

haha, darn kid.

Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:56 pm

7. I ran over a goat.

Where were you, the mountains?

ba-a! Or, wait... eh-eh-ehhhhh-eh!

Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:29 am

10. I wet my pants and went home to change.

Okaaay... *backs away*

Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:05 pm

I couldn't find the right tie so I had to wait for the stores to open to get one.

I dont thing that your boss would buy that one!

Sun Jun 25, 2006 1:15 am

8. I stopped for a bagel sandwich, the store was robbed and the police required everyone to stay for questioning.


i think that one is the most believable :)
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