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Old Lady in a bank

Tue May 02, 2006 11:40 am

i was in the bank the other day and a lovely old lady asked me to check her balance for her.... so i pushed her over

Re: Old Lady in a bank

Tue May 02, 2006 2:16 pm

Burns wrote:i was in the bank the other day and a lovely old lady asked me to check her balance for her.... so i pushed her over


What the heck?

Edit: Oh, I get it now. The lack of capitalization made me think it was someone bragging about how they killed a number of people or something.
Last edited by CWisgood on Tue May 02, 2006 2:40 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Tue May 02, 2006 2:37 pm

That's hilariously evil.

Tue May 02, 2006 10:24 pm

Did you really do that, or are you just jokeing?

Wed May 03, 2006 12:19 am

well let's just say that if you see me on crime stoppers don't be suprised :evil:


and no, it didn't really happen :roll:

Wed May 03, 2006 6:17 am

Hehehe. That's pretty funny, in a lame way. But seriously people, this is the jokes board...

Wed May 03, 2006 11:39 pm

I know this is the jokes board. I just wanted to make sure.

Fri May 05, 2006 3:10 pm

you can be sure that i'm not really that cruel. i wouldn't do that to anyone over the age of 60 unless they really deserved it. :evil:

Mon May 08, 2006 6:20 am

Burns wrote:you can be sure that i'm not really that cruel. i wouldn't do that to anyone over the age of 60 unless they really deserved it. :evil:


What about a 59 year old?

Mon May 08, 2006 2:50 pm

What about a person who's birthday was in the next 10 seconds?

Tue May 09, 2006 11:15 am

yep, i have no problems with that.

i would need proof of date/time of birth submitted in writing before the pushing was to take place :D

Tue May 09, 2006 3:20 pm

Burns wrote:you can be sure that i'm not really that cruel. i wouldn't do that to anyone over the age of 60 unless they really deserved it. :evil:


Does that mean you cant push Paula Abdul over?

Tue May 09, 2006 5:24 pm

not 100% sure who she is, googled her and she's that american idol judge? she seems to fit the criteria of being under 60, not sure if she can be described as a *lovely old lady* but hey, everyone needs pushing over every so often. keeps you keen :D
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