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#1: Take the money before you've even won anything.

#2: Use up all your lifelines on the first question then purposely say the wrong answer.

#3: When Chris hands you a check, take it and run out of the studio giggling.

#4: Begin with "Okay Chris, here's your first 100£ question etc etc".

#5: Ponder over a question for a period of time. 15 minutes plus for maximum effect.

#6: Try and wager him your mother that you'll get the next question right.

#7: When somebody but you wins fastest finger first, pretend you've won and come and sit in the chair.

#8: Sit in the chair and glare at Chris without speaking for as long as possible.

#9: Come over and look at Chris's screen repeatedly.

#10: Bring a mobile phone and phone a friend for every answer.

#11: Using Phone a Friend, phone the pizza parlour and order a pizza.

#12: Try and bribe Chris with Popcorn.

#13: Place a whoppee cushion on your own chair.

#14: Tell Chris the joke 'A man walked into a bar and said ouch', then burst into fits of laughter.

#15: Comment on how nice eyes Chris has.

#16: After #15 you could growl "What big teeth, you have Grandmother Tarrant".

#17: Talk in the most demonic voice you can muster.

#18: Bring a magniscope and examine the floor, then claim "It was Mr Parker with the Pistol in the Living room, sir!"

#19: Lay down a twister mat and force him to move to the position you get on the spinner.

#20: Bring a laptop and look up all the answers.

#21: Sing braveheart at the top of your voice after each question you get right.

#22: When Chris hands you a check, tear it up, and demand 'Justice'.

#23: Put your fingers in your ears and shout 'I'm not listening!' every time Chris speaks.

#24. Go over to the cameras and point them at the other cameras.

#25: Pretend to remember something important and leave hastily while you are about to recieve your money.

#26: Swap places with somebody in the crowd, then shout "LOSER!" and throw things at them.

#27: Herd in a bunch of sheep and claim you are starting an animal farm.

#28: Force Chris out of the studio then pretend to be the host and change the game to monopoly, laying out the board.

#29: Get a Chris look-a-like with the exact same clothes to sit in for you.

#30: Play the game properly.



Heh:P My first 'funny post:D'

Heh, that would be great. I could see me doing something insanely stupid like that.
I also liked the idea about sitting there for 15 minutes without answering. My brother and I always said that if we were to ever go on the show we would ponder the first question for a loooong time.

Cute list.^-^

Yeah, that'd be funny

If anybody has anymore just add em on (Not EDIT:P)



EDIT: Sorry for the short posts, I have a habit

That would drive half the country insane.

I have some free time on my hands, so how about thinking of some more...

#31: Ask Chris "Can I ask the auidience... whether they have new socks on."

#32: Say: "I need to go wee-wee" (Been done before on the show:P)

#33: Lay flat with your arms and legs outstreched on the floor, pretending to be dead.

#34: Wear a bulky jacket with a wire connecting to a device with a huge red button.

#35: Ask "Well Chris, what do YOU think?"

#36: Pretend it is a job interview, bringing a clipboard, a huge blackboard and a expensive suit.

#37: Brag about how well you can count to 10 and say the alphabet.

#38: Burst into tears halfway through and then as soon as Chris asks if you are alright, reply "I am now "

#39: Wear an iPod, making sure you can;t hear what's happening

#40: Put your arm inside your jacket and say "Right... slowly... hand over the money..."

That one had me laughing out loud.

41: When you win, do the Homer Simpson clockwalking dance.

42: Wink repeatedly at a 'friend' in the audience who is doing hand signals.

43: Shout "This is so easy, it has to be RIGGED!"

44: Memorize a passage from a medical textbook and recite it over and over again while 'pondering'.

45: Sneeze repeatedly and look at an audience member who does 42

#46: Shout "I've won a million pounds!" and run around the set screaming. Look confused when the crowd dosen't applaud.

#47: Bring lots of bottles of water and drink loads every 5 seconds.

#48: Say "I smell a rat" and move around the room crouching and sniffing.

#49: Screm "UNCLEAN!" and do your best to avoid Chris.

#50: Chuckle at Chris every time you meet the gaze. After a while turn the chuckle into laughter, but don't tell him what your laughing at.

51 Pull off a Geico joke

52 Repeatedly ask for "Maxwell House coffee"

53 Repeatedly hum the doo do do do dooooo sound effects after each hard question

54 Use the Phone a friend line and say, "These aren't going to my minutes, right?"

55 Make a friend call during the 1 million dollar question and say, "I need to take this call."

OK, I guees It's my turn to add more:P

#56: Mimic everything Chris says in a sarcastic tone.

#57: Wear some super hero's outfit and run around the studio shouting Wonder Women/Batman/Superman/Whatever.

#58: Pretend you are walking on the moon and come to the chair in slow, exadurated steps.

#59: Shout "Flamethrower! 39 points of damage to Chris. Your turn."

#60: Keep pulling faces and jiggling as if you need the loo.

I've always wondered if someone could call who ever they wnat and this would be pretty funny but I found out recently that you have to make a list of people who you may want to call but then again what if you put a pizza parlour done... That would be so funny and I could see someone with a pizza coming to the studio!

I suppose:D

I really don't know much about the show and I thought it up all of the top of my head, I'm not the researching kind:P

There's probably many errors in there... Of course, the obvious like coming in in costumes since you have to beat fastest finger first etc...

Not that anybody cares about errors:P Still funny anyhow.

I think the title needs to be changed =P

Stare dumbfoundedly at the screen before proclaiming "I don't have a bloody clue!"

Use your ask the audience option right after saying "Nobody pick {insert the right answer}. I know that's wrong"

Walk up to the host and say "You're not worth even half of Eddie McGuire..."