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I've found a lot of humorous quotes around the web, and thought i'd post some here. To start:

<Donut[AFK]> Karte, I'd have a large depression filled with salt.
<Donut[AFK]> And have people I don't like dumped in it via helicopter.
<Eurakarte> Well, why couldn't one just walk to the edge?
<Eurakarte> I mean, the salt would pack down.
<Eurakarte> You wouldn't sink into it, it'd be like sand.
<Donut[AFK]> I'd have turbines at the bottom.
<Donut[AFK]> Their job would be to mix the bottom about, creating unpackedness.
<Eurakarte> Might work, although it would depend on the depth.
<Donut[AFK]> A hundred feet.
<Eurakarte> The cost for digging out this 100-foot depression alone would be enormous.
<Eurakarte> And placing turbines at the bottom?
<Eurakarte> And the piping system?
<Alert[BUSY]> 100-foot depression? $2.4 million dollars
<Alert[BUSY]> turbine and pipe system? $750,000 dollars
<Alert[BUSY]> approx. 250 tons of salt? $50,000 dollars
<RoSS> Putting someone in an ocean of salt just to watch them choke and die? Priceless


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XD! the rest was funny, but the last one made me honestly choke. A poor ideaa..now the teacher's after my head.

LOL. The first time I read that, I didn't see the last line. So I re-read it and found the last part and started laughing.

Good find.

As much as the MasterCard jokes have been used, that one was totally unexpected. Truely fantastic.

How amusing...o.O It was almost expected but it wasn't

(never mind)

Skillfull Mastercard jokes like these make me wonder why Neopets won't allow them in thier caption contest...

Very, very funny. *agrees with Ross* That kind of thing is definitely priceless.