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 Post subject: Oh to be six again....
PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:46 am 
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A male friend e-mailed this one to me. It ALMOST made me feel sorry for my hubby!! <3

The husband asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

"I'd love to be six again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he woke up early, got up, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to Disneyland.

What a day!

They went on every ride in the park: The Matterhorn, Space Mountain, Splash Mountain, Pirates of the Caribbean, and the Haunted Mansion. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

They drove to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie to see the latest blockbuster with popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's, clutched in her hands.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "Is that what this crazy day was all about? You idiot! I meant my dress size!"

The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.

A man can't win! :lol:

(Sorry Guys!! We're impossible aren't we??) :battar:

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So true!

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XD I love it!
We don't listen too well do we? *whistles*

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*nods*

'fraid so.

(Great joke anyways! :P)

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That is so true...

Yet, it was a funny joke. :lol:

(Steal the rhythm while you can.)
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Guys can't help it and they don't know why. It's a mystery we'll never find out.

But it's still a great joke.

"A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest. I run to see who has the most guts." - Steve Prefontaine
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Hey, that would be an awesome birthday! Candy and junk food all day long! She certainly won't be a six for quite a long time after that, though. :P

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That was cute. :P

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Base wrote:
Hey, that would be an awesome birthday! Candy and junk food all day long! She certainly won't be a six for quite a long time after that, though. :P


:lol: Didn't think of her wish when she was scarfing down M&M's, now was she?

Cute joke. I wish I was six again...the age however, not the size. ;)

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Bwahaha! That ws HILARIOUS.

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:lol: That was funny. How true... :P

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*slaps knee* that's a good one.

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:roflol: That was a good one :)

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hehehehe that is a good one! :roflol: It is very much true though isn't it? :P Oh geesh guys just can't win with us :), that's how it should always be :P
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Too true. :roflol:

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