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 Post subject: The Price of A Brain...
PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:28 am 
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In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room,
where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope." "Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "£5,000 for a male brain, and only £200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile,
avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group,

"It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the
price of the female brains, because they've actually been used!"


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:33 am 
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Pshhhhhhh.

Good joke.


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I don't get it..... :cry:


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:56 am 
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superguy13 wrote:
I don't get it..... :cry:


I think it's saying that we're dumb.


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You know how for used cars they usually lower the price because they're used...well this joke is saying that women use their brains while men...don't!


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Oh.......

Thaat's even worse....I shouldn't have posted here should I.....


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superguy13 wrote:
Oh.......

Thaat's even worse....I shouldn't have posted here should I.....



^made me laugh :) :)


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Hehe...that's funny. I wish I could buy a used brain. Mine's definitely not worth anything. :)


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:roflol: That's funny! Just goes to show you guys... :evil: :P


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even though i shouldn't laugh with this, it was funny :D


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Hahahahahaha, lol. It is very funny how at the end it turns out different.


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-smirks at the males-

Bwahahaha.


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That /is/ funny. :D


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That's funny. I think I'll tell that to my friends at school


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I've heard this one before, but it was the other way around :P


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