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Maroon
 Post subject: Things Not to say on a Valentines Date
PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:05 am 
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1. I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

2. People say I remind them of Eddie Haskell.

3. I used to come here all the time with my ex.

4. I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.

5. Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.

6. I like clay. It's mushy.

7. I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.

8. And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.

9. I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask.

10. It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:14 am 
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11. Excuse me, I just farted.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:54 am 
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12. Do you mind if we sit in the corner? Its just that my wife/husband sometimes comes in here.

13. Im really glad you didnt have other plans tonight, the other 20 people I called first were all busy.

14. What did you say your name was again?

15. Oh no! I must have left my wallet at home...

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tomatie
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:58 pm 
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14. Aren't you gonna buy me a drink? :battar:
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:11 pm 
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17. I was going to buy you something nice, but the dollar store was already close by the time I got there yesterday*if today was valintine day, lol.*

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-I am offering homes for the poor Clockwork Icy Skeleton so if you have one you hate, please donate them to me, Thankyou.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 1:04 am 
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lol those are all funny!!! lol!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:54 am 
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I know of a few, none very appropriate, but not very wise to say on a date.

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Jens
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:20 pm 
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18. I love yo... ghurt! Hey can i get some yoghurt???
19. ...so i was like, hey man you cant have found that on the oficial star wars databank, and he was like, nooo way! i saw that on the hyperspace site, but that's not possible at all because i recently...
20. Hey i got you a gift! It's... ta ta taaa... the ultimate batman episodes DVD box!!! ta ta ta tataa ta ta taaaa taaaaaaaaah!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:28 pm 
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21. I just remembered that I've gotta rush home for my monthly bath.

22. The thing I like about you is your wallet and the cash inside.

23. I only pick my nose occasionally.

24. Would you excuse me? I'm dying for a crap.
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