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 Post subject: Would you work for this company?
PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:50 pm 
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Do you fancy working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics?:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year ...


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It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

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That really scares me.

Good thing I don't live in the USA. :D

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Um... I don't find this funny. I find it much more scary...

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Well, good thing I don't live in the USA either :D

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It's quite obvious that i won't work for that company. Anyway I live in Britain....i am sure they wont have a company like that here....would they..? :o

What a company .......*laughs* not funny.....XD

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Well, I would have worked there, but then I found out it was the government and there's no way I'm gonna work for the man!

Nah, seriously this is a tad scary. Ah well.

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Maybe they think because they're in government they can get away with anything...
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Harmony crystals wrote:
Anyway I live in Britain....i am sure they wont have a company like that here....would they..? :o


:roflol:

still, 374 out of, what? 540 members having criminal records of some form or another isnt bad, wouldve pegged atleast a hundred more myself.
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Oooh that's scary. *moves to canada/denmark*

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Wow.

Just... wow.

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Eh.. I'm not too suprised. In this country it's "Do as I say, not as I do."

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-shrug- I don't really care what the people themselves have done... =|

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