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Lol, you guys are crazy!

This was on the old forums I remember it I particularly love the vaporizing of the raindeer... classic...

We never kicked up a fuss like this though...

We ppters just like debating i'm guessing. Always fun to watch and read nonetheless.

As for santa i would like to go with the fact that santa can bend the rules and facts because....he's...santa!

How do you explain the fact that some people who are really nice get a few presants but some really bad people get loads of preasants and no coal

or, its just that he has a qauntem singularitie, and builds a mass of toys in the far future, then simelteneously deposits them throughout time and space.
think some weirdo MK2 guide (hitch hikers guide to the galaxy, the bird thingy?... anyone? read the book.)

What I dont get is how Santa could spend 364 days letting himself go or just being lazy while constantly eating and come christmas night be slim enough to get down a chimney without getting stuck. Im sure those milk and cookies along with cheese would take its toll eventually.

*tries to sound crazy like everyone else* Santa doesn't eat them, he vapourizes them and then they go back in the box/carton/cow.

Don't be silly!

Santa has a shrinking device, which makes him the size of a dung beetle. Which he also uses on his presents and sleigh. Not the reigndeer though - they stay big

Oh and, the presents are set to enlarge after 1 hour in real life, which is about a few days in Santa's warped time. Which gives him plenty of time, I assure you.

A Shrink Ray, eh? And just when I thought it couldn't get much weirder...

Just when you thought it couldn't get weirder...the Reindeer evil metre.

The reindeers have a special device that tells them whether a person has been good or not. If they haven't they simply fly over the house whilst Santa pelts it with coal. However, if a rich mean person has a good butler or nanny etc in the house, the reindeer get confused. Thinking that there is good person in the house they stop to let Santa do his thing, however, because Santa doesn't have a good/bad device with him (Adds extra weight to his sack of presents. It's not a light device, I mean, it stores every child's life history and analyzes whether they deserve presents or not in mere seconds) he assumes the adult is the mean one and the child is good. So he gives the child all the presents that a super good child with a mean nanny etc would deserve (Which is more than normal as they have to suffer an adult's tyranny). Because of this, rich mean children sometimes get lots of presents instead of coal

Those rich kids... Always taking away what we deserve.


Oh yes, a shrink ray. Just like on that movie, 'Honey, I Shrunk the Kids'.

nah its a qauntem singularitie i tells ya!
that, and some lasers, lasers are cool.

Then Santa must be nasty because he has all this technology/magic for time travel etc and he won't share it with scientists!

but thats because hes from the future and doesnt want to irrevicably altar the timeline until mankind is to the point where they wouldnt abuse time travel.
have you never watched Star trek, temproal prime directive and all.
except enterprise. but lets ignore that shall we

I mean, it's very obvious. If he told the world then he'd end up getting paid so much that the North Pole will become the Gold Rush.