I didn't laugh until I got to the picture of the Fonz in the first one
But the second one was awesome!
I also enjoyed this from the Johnny Depp article: "For the last fifteen years the UCLA science department has studied Depp, as that he is the only known human to emit what is know called the "Depp Particle." He has been voted "most oversexed man of the year over 40" for the last five years running in Senior Citizen Magazine. Nuclear scientists theorize that the speed to which young girls are drawn to Depp Particle emissions is approximately UNIQ4d9260ccaf6d25e-math44f3d780206df59100000001 meters per second, whereas X is equal to the Joules of energy present in his body odor, and M is equal to the inverse particle distribution in meters, and S is equal to whether or not he's in a pirate suit."
XDDDD!!!!!!! Truth.. complete truth.