The Gnome Legion Presents:

Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:56 pm

Gnomes in the News:

http://www.freethgnomes.com
http://edition.cnn.com/2000/STYLE/arts/ ... omes.reut/
http://archives.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/euro ... index.html
http://archives.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/euro ... index.html

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/af_1994.html (Scroll Down to Registered Gnomes)
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/webl ... er_threat/
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/webl ... _my_gnome/
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/55/
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/webl ... ents/1555/ (This link may be slightley innapropriete, if a mod has a problem please remove)

Thu Nov 25, 2004 5:37 am

My friend, we have an asylum not too far from down the street, only a 23 minute drive.

These aren't real are they? :roll:

Thu Nov 25, 2004 8:55 am

Shhh, the gnomes are actually evil people from underground. They're like the real life version of Meepits 0_o

They must have the Gnome Liberation Front under their evil powerful mind control! They're after us! Forget the women and children! Every MAN FOR HIMSELF! They're going to kill us ALL!!!!!!!111one

*runs away screaming*

Thu Nov 25, 2004 4:00 pm

Full Metal Alchemist wrote:These aren't real are they?

They're quite real...

Fri Nov 26, 2004 7:47 pm

there was an ad for that where is my gnome site in my local movie theatre not to long ago

Sat Nov 27, 2004 4:17 am

teh0mega wrote:Shhh, the gnomes are actually evil people from underground. They're like the real life version of Meepits 0_o

They must have the Gnome Liberation Front under their evil powerful mind control! They're after us! Forget the women and children! Every MAN FOR HIMSELF! They're going to kill us ALL!!!!!!!111one

*runs away screaming*

Unless The Home Depot kills us first. <.<

Website · Sat Nov 27, 2004 5:17 am

Dragonfire wrote:
teh0mega wrote:Shhh, the gnomes are actually evil people from underground. They're like the real life version of Meepits 0_o

They must have the Gnome Liberation Front under their evil powerful mind control! They're after us! Forget the women and children! Every MAN FOR HIMSELF! They're going to kill us ALL!!!!!!!111one

*runs away screaming*

Unless The Home Depot kills us first. <.<

Heh, or Lowe's.

Sat Nov 27, 2004 4:40 pm

JellyFish72 wrote:there was an ad for that where is my gnome site in my local movie theatre not to long ago

Yeah, that's the beginning of the current Travelocity campaign with the "Roaming Gnome"