heres a blonde joke
Tue Nov 16, 2004 9:49 pm
By the way i am not makin fun of blondes (i am half blonde)
The blonde and the lawyer
A blonde and a lawyerare seated next to each other on on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde,tired,just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and alot of fun . He explains,"I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00 and vise versa. " Again, she declines and tries to get some more sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, " Okay, if you dont know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if i dont know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blondes attention and,figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, and agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first queston. "Whats the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse,pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
Okay says the lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer "what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"the lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated,he sends e-mails to all his freinds and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands here $500.00. The blonde says,"Thank you,"and turns back to get more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffled, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well,whats the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
The blonde and the lawyer
A blonde and a lawyerare seated next to each other on on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde,tired,just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and alot of fun . He explains,"I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00 and vise versa. " Again, she declines and tries to get some more sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, " Okay, if you dont know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if i dont know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blondes attention and,figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, and agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first queston. "Whats the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse,pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
Okay says the lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer "what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"the lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated,he sends e-mails to all his freinds and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands here $500.00. The blonde says,"Thank you,"and turns back to get more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffled, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well,whats the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
Tue Nov 16, 2004 10:37 pm
XDDDD Omg. 
That sounds like a SMART Blonde for once.. Or either a lucky stupid one.
That sounds like a SMART Blonde for once.. Or either a lucky stupid one.
Tue Nov 16, 2004 10:41 pm
ya i knopw but sometimes to get the joke you really have to read it. I loved the joke 
Tue Nov 16, 2004 10:56 pm
ooooh I like that one!! 
Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:08 am
Lol, Blonde Jokes are funny, Even though I am a blonde.....
Wed Nov 17, 2004 7:01 am
It's a good joke.
Maroon, I'm glad you are taking this lightly and know that it's only a joke
good spirit!
Maroon, I'm glad you are taking this lightly and know that it's only a joke
good spirit!
Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:33 pm
She doesn't sound some dumb... 
I remember reading i before, but its still great.
I remember reading i before, but its still great.
Sat Nov 20, 2004 2:40 am
hmmm, sounds like someone I know, lol.
Sat Nov 20, 2004 5:34 am
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I must be me today. I don't think anything is funny >_<
But it's a cool joke nonetheless ^_^
I must be me today. I don't think anything is funny >_<
But it's a cool joke nonetheless ^_^