Hilarious Anagrams

[_jade_em_]

I found this on a site, and thought it was hilarious ^_^

Dormitory == Dirty Room

Desperation == A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code == Here Come Dots

Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em

Animosity == Is No Amity

Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's

Alec Guinness == Genuine Class

Semolina == Is No Meal

The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal Point == I'm a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes == That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two == Twelve plus one

Contradiction == Accord not in it

This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

Becomes:

In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

And the grand finale:

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." -- Neil A. Armstrong

becomes:

A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!

[hyperflutterby]

The shakespeare one is particularly good.

[Eo]

Wow. That's *amazing*! Cool.

Specially the last two.

[Alex]

o_o Those last two are pretty impressive.

I particuarly like the Dormitory = Dirty Room one

[vkceankraz]

Wow... those last two are amazing. I'm tempted to check them though.

[DM was on fire!]

The last one's really, really good.

[autechre]

lol i love the last 2, although the rest are funny as well,

i like the decimal point one

[tomatie]

Wow... That person must have had too much spare time

[.:Requiem:.]

Wow!

Those are amazing...and hilarious. I particularly liked Desperation==A rope ends it.

[Raven Poet]

Those are so cool! Yes, the last two are quite impressive.