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Todays life lesson

Fri Sep 03, 2004 6:19 pm

Life lessons that I will be posting on this topic will be true and funny.
A kid says to a girl, "You're stupid", then he starts crying because he hit himself in the eye.
Todays life lesson:
Don't call someone stupid when you're the stupid one.

Fri Sep 03, 2004 9:27 pm

Uhh, hilarious, really.

Fri Sep 03, 2004 9:35 pm

Another life lesson for tomorrow:
A kid calls someone a wimp.
The wimp picks up a stick and then the kid runs away.
Don't call someone a wimp when you are the wimp.

Sat Sep 04, 2004 5:27 pm

o--k, they're pretty obvious really, and not too funny o_O

Sat Sep 04, 2004 10:59 pm

Let's hear it for obvious! Yay!!!

Sun Sep 05, 2004 3:16 am

OO....I've got one.
Always say, "I know you are, but what am I?" repeatedly when someone calls you a name. Eventually, they'll get frustrated and give up. Especially if you're 24.

Sun Sep 05, 2004 3:18 am

shapu wrote:OO....I've got one.
Always say, "I know you are, but what am I?" repeatedly when someone calls you a name. Eventually, they'll get frustrated and give up. Especially if you're 24.

never eat yellow snow.
eat the brown snow even less often...

Sun Sep 05, 2004 7:38 am

shapu wrote:Always say, "I know you are, but what am I?" repeatedly when someone calls you a name.



I know. My best friend would say that all the time, it even gets annoying to be around him when he keeps saying that. :P

Wed Sep 29, 2004 7:32 pm

Not the best jokes, I have heard in awhile, but funny nether less.

Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:05 pm

Uuuhhh....funny...o.O
:P

Thu Oct 07, 2004 1:16 am

Setekh wrote:
shapu wrote:OO....I've got one.
Always say, "I know you are, but what am I?" repeatedly when someone calls you a name. Eventually, they'll get frustrated and give up. Especially if you're 24.

never eat yellow snow.
eat the brown snow even less often...


lol...now that's funny

made me snicker...and i hardly ever snicker

Thu Oct 07, 2004 7:56 am

I am so amused. :roll:
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